"Holy" water is contaminated with poop!

[ApostateLois]

HAHAHAHAHHAAA! //http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2419851/Not-pure-Most-holy-water-contaminated-faecal-matter-harmful-health.html I find it hilarious that the water blessed by God contains germs that make people sick. Is this just one of God's little jokes?

Austrian researchers have discovered that church fonts contain very high levels of bacteria and a majority of water samples from holy sources contain fecal matter.

Experts from the Institute of Hygiene and Applied Immunology at the Medical University of Vienna analyzed the water in 21 holy springs in Austria and in 18 fonts in Vienna at various times during the year, the Daily Mail reported.

They found that 86 percent of water samples from holy sources contain fecal matter, and every milliliter of holy water contained up to 62 million bacteria, none of it safe to drink.

[stromboli]

"and let us, therefore, sprinkle it on the heads of newborn children to baptize them into a new world of disease and death......"

[Valigarmander]

I always knew holy water was full of shit.

[ApostateLois]

Christians are no smarter than those Hindus who bathe in the stinking, filthy Ganges River in the belief it will cleanse them.

[Youssuf Ramadan]

I always knew holy water was full of shit.

Wakka wakka wakka!  =D>  

[LikelyToBreak]

You have to admit, it makes sense.  Or did I mean scents?  :-k   Well, no never mind.  Aphid poop or poopy holy water, it is all blessed by God.

[kilodelta]

Family Guy had an episode where Stewie got sick from tainted holy water...

[AllPurposeAtheist]

It might be OK if mixed with good bourbon and you were on a month long bender..but even then.... I'll have to pass.
It's not the holy shit in it, but I've tasted Texas water before and friends, it's not good.

[PickelledEggs]

I always knew holy water was full of shit.

Beat me to it...

[stromboli]

I always knew holy water was full of shit.

Wakka wakka wakka!  =D>  

The correct spelling is Wocka! Wocka! Wocka!

[ApostateLois]

Reminds me of one of the best commercials ever:

[youtube:nue1ibvc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVzrpMzfBj0[/youtube:nue1ibvc]

[PickelledEggs]

Reminds me of one of the best commercials ever:

Writer posted a YouTube video

There is no way this is real.^

and then I googled it. and you can actually buy it. They'll sell anything won't they  :rollin:

[Atheon]

Holy shit!

[aitm]

Yeah, I posted that on FB with "Holy water full of crap" and proceed to laugh my butt off. Now I get to see how many "friends" I pissed on.

[ApostateLois]

I feel sorry for all the little babies and children being baptized in toxic water. They'll get sick, and the parents will have no idea why.