Author Topic: Peeves  (Read 19510 times)

Re: Peeves
« Reply #345 on: March 12, 2017, 03:10:01 PM »
Whenever I'm walking in a hallway or a narrow space like a grocery store aisle there always seems to be people in front of me who walk slower than a fucking snail and manage to block the entire path forward. Even the smallest of people will somehow find a way to block an entire hallway...I want to murder these people.
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

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Re: Peeves
« Reply #346 on: March 12, 2017, 03:17:21 PM »
People who mistake intellect or intellectualism for wisdom, or think complexity makes their message more meaningful.
"Too curious flower, watching us pass, met death; Our hungry donkey." - Basho

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Re: Peeves
« Reply #347 on: March 12, 2017, 04:12:21 PM »
People who mistake intellect or intellectualism for wisdom, or think complexity makes their message more meaningful.

Old sales technique ... "Baffle them with bullshit".  These were called Sophists in ancient Greece, and is where we get the word "sophisticated".



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Re: Peeves
« Reply #348 on: March 12, 2017, 05:30:15 PM »
Whenever I'm walking in a hallway or a narrow space like a grocery store aisle there always seems to be people in front of me who walk slower than a fucking snail and manage to block the entire path forward. Even the smallest of people will somehow find a way to block an entire hallway...I want to murder these people.
Same.  Also, people who block doors.

I really wish I could generate a forcefield extending about a foot from my body that would knock people away who get too close and just sprint towards the door.


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Re: Peeves
« Reply #349 on: March 12, 2017, 07:32:56 PM »
i use BO as my secret weapon ;-)
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Peeves
« Reply #350 on: March 14, 2017, 12:09:44 PM »
yeah........   ::sigh::   my husband does that too.  Sometimes I want to plant a fork in his forehead.


just sayin

That's even worse when you are living single...
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Offline Baruch

Re: Peeves
« Reply #351 on: March 14, 2017, 01:01:23 PM »
That's even worse when you are living single...

Is that you Jeebus?  Miraculous resurrection, that.
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Re: Peeves
« Reply #352 on: March 14, 2017, 08:17:12 PM »
It really annoys me when some guy doesn't lock the door of a public restroom, and I walk in and see him on the crapper. How hard is it to lock the damned door!?


BTW, just in case you didn't already know this, the crapper was named after the fellow who invented the toilet.
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Re: Peeves
« Reply #353 on: March 14, 2017, 08:41:29 PM »
It really annoys me when some guy doesn't lock the door of a public restroom, and I walk in and see him on the crapper. How hard is it to lock the damned door!?

I grew up in a house where my dad and older brother just walked in to the bathroom even when the light was on, problem was the lock on the bathroom door was weak, and any hard thrust make it release, so they were always walking in on my despite my best effort to lock it.
I eventually put a deadbolt on the door, and did the same for my bedroom since my brother did the exact same thing there. I kinda now can't sleep unless the room I'm in has some kind of lock.

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Re: Peeves
« Reply #354 on: March 14, 2017, 08:43:39 PM »
It really annoys me when some guy doesn't lock the door of a public restroom, and I walk in and see him on the crapper. How hard is it to lock the damned door!?


BTW, just in case you didn't already know this, the crapper was named after the fellow who invented the toilet.

One version of the toilet.  Check Snopes.
http://www.snopes.com/business/names/crapper.asp

Sorry, but please try again next time;-)
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Re: Peeves
« Reply #355 on: March 15, 2017, 04:31:25 PM »
So I didn't win the consolation prize? Oh, well...




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"FRAUD. The life of commerce, the soul of religion, the bait of courtship, and the basis of political power."
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Re: Peeves
« Reply #356 on: March 15, 2017, 11:16:38 PM »
So I didn't win the consolation prize? Oh, well...


How about a bidet, where the middle is in the shape of a penis ;-)
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