Author Topic: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were Bad  (Read 3786 times)

Offline Thumpalumpacus

Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2013, 01:12:15 PM »
If I were a Democrat campaign manager, I'd be licking my chops and secretly funding him.

Between his draft-dodging and the underage adoption/liaison, not only could I guarantee a Democrat victory, I could nail the Republicans into the coffin for at least another generation.  Talk about a gift!
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Offline The Skeletal Atheist

Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2013, 03:22:11 PM »
I wanna see this teetotaler at the debates, I bet it will be fucking hilarious.
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

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Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2013, 04:43:22 PM »
Le sigh.
Atheists are not anti-Christian. They are anti-stupid.--WitchSabrina

Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2013, 09:00:16 PM »
Dead head nugent for prez? :shock:  #-o  8-[  :-k  :roll:  :Hangman:

Offline stromboli

Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2013, 09:33:51 PM »
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"
If I were a Democrat campaign manager, I'd be licking my chops and secretly funding him.

Between his draft-dodging and the underage adoption/liaison, not only could I guarantee a Democrat victory, I could nail the Republicans into the coffin for at least another generation.  Talk about a gift!

^this. Talk about a man caught up in his own overblown ego.
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Offline stromboli

Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2013, 09:35:05 PM »
On the other hand, if he ran for governor of Texas, he'd probably be a shoo in.
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Offline Colanth

Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2013, 07:59:13 PM »
Quote from: "stromboli"
On the other hand, if he ran for governor of Texas, he'd probably be a shoo in.
Nah, he's not much of a Republican.  Oh, he's a deadbeat dad screwing an under-aged girl, and he's pro-free-armament, but there's no "Republican beef" there.  He's no Mitt "binder full of women" Romney.
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Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2013, 03:12:40 PM »
Quote from: "Colanth"
Quote from: "stromboli"
On the other hand, if he ran for governor of Texas, he'd probably be a shoo in.
Nah, he's not much of a Republican.  Oh, he's a deadbeat dad screwing an under-aged girl, and he's pro-free-armament, but there's no "Republican beef" there.  He's no Mitt "binder full of women" Romney.

Do the tex-ass voters know this? :-k

Offline Colanth

Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2013, 10:25:44 PM »
Quote from: "ozymandias"
Quote from: "Colanth"
Quote from: "stromboli"
On the other hand, if he ran for governor of Texas, he'd probably be a shoo in.
Nah, he's not much of a Republican.  Oh, he's a deadbeat dad screwing an under-aged girl, and he's pro-free-armament, but there's no "Republican beef" there.  He's no Mitt "binder full of women" Romney.

Do the tex-ass voters know
They don't know a thing.  (Most of them.  There are some intelligent Texans.)
Afflicting the comfortable for 70 years.
Science builds skyscrapers, faith flies planes into them.

Offline Shiranu

Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2013, 10:47:36 PM »
Texas is about to be a swing state based on demographics, so I wouldn't say just a "few" or that most of them are political idiots.

Offline Thumpalumpacus

Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2013, 10:03:06 PM »
Quote from: "ozymandias"
Quote from: "Colanth"
Quote from: "stromboli"
On the other hand, if he ran for governor of Texas, he'd probably be a shoo in.
Nah, he's not much of a Republican.  Oh, he's a deadbeat dad screwing an under-aged girl, and he's pro-free-armament, but there's no "Republican beef" there.  He's no Mitt "binder full of women" Romney.

Do the tex-ass voters know this? :-k

You might be surprised ... we actually know how to read here, and everything.
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Offline Thumpalumpacus

Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2013, 10:04:26 PM »
Quote from: "Shiranu"
Texas is about to be a swing state based on demographics, so I wouldn't say just a "few" or that most of them are political idiots.

Implicit in your post is the idea that one side of the political debate is intelligent while the other isn't.

If that's the message you intended to convey, I cannot say I agree with it.  Stupidity crosses party lines.
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Offline Colanth

Re: And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2013, 09:58:35 PM »
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"
Stupidity crosses party lines.
Does it cross the line into West Tex-ass?
Afflicting the comfortable for 70 years.
Science builds skyscrapers, faith flies planes into them.

 

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