And You Thought the other Candidates For President Were Bad

[Thumpalumpacus]

If I were a Democrat campaign manager, I'd be licking my chops and secretly funding him.

Between his draft-dodging and the underage adoption/liaison, not only could I guarantee a Democrat victory, I could nail the Republicans into the coffin for at least another generation.  Talk about a gift!

[The Skeletal Atheist]

I wanna see this teetotaler at the debates, I bet it will be fucking hilarious.

[Mister Agenda]

Le sigh.

[ozymandias]

Dead head nugent for prez? :shock:  #-o  8-[  :-k  :roll:  :Hangman:

[stromboli]

If I were a Democrat campaign manager, I'd be licking my chops and secretly funding him.

Between his draft-dodging and the underage adoption/liaison, not only could I guarantee a Democrat victory, I could nail the Republicans into the coffin for at least another generation.  Talk about a gift!

^this. Talk about a man caught up in his own overblown ego.

[stromboli]

On the other hand, if he ran for governor of Texas, he'd probably be a shoo in.

[Colanth]

On the other hand, if he ran for governor of Texas, he'd probably be a shoo in.

Nah, he's not much of a Republican.  Oh, he's a deadbeat dad screwing an under-aged girl, and he's pro-free-armament, but there's no "Republican beef" there.  He's no Mitt "binder full of women" Romney.

[ozymandias]

On the other hand, if he ran for governor of Texas, he'd probably be a shoo in.

Nah, he's not much of a Republican.  Oh, he's a deadbeat dad screwing an under-aged girl, and he's pro-free-armament, but there's no "Republican beef" there.  He's no Mitt "binder full of women" Romney.

Do the tex-ass voters know this? :-k

[Colanth]

On the other hand, if he ran for governor of Texas, he'd probably be a shoo in.

Nah, he's not much of a Republican.  Oh, he's a deadbeat dad screwing an under-aged girl, and he's pro-free-armament, but there's no "Republican beef" there.  He's no Mitt "binder full of women" Romney.

Do the tex-ass voters know

They don't know a thing.  (Most of them.  There are some intelligent Texans.)

[Shiranu]

Texas is about to be a swing state based on demographics, so I wouldn't say just a "few" or that most of them are political idiots.

[Thumpalumpacus]

On the other hand, if he ran for governor of Texas, he'd probably be a shoo in.

Nah, he's not much of a Republican.  Oh, he's a deadbeat dad screwing an under-aged girl, and he's pro-free-armament, but there's no "Republican beef" there.  He's no Mitt "binder full of women" Romney.

Do the tex-ass voters know this? :-k

You might be surprised ... we actually know how to read here, and everything.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Texas is about to be a swing state based on demographics, so I wouldn't say just a "few" or that most of them are political idiots.

Implicit in your post is the idea that one side of the political debate is intelligent while the other isn't.

If that's the message you intended to convey, I cannot say I agree with it.  Stupidity crosses party lines.

[Colanth]

Stupidity crosses party lines.

Does it cross the line into West Tex-ass?