Circumcision trainer... WTF?

[Youssuf Ramadan]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/ ... 26/b3ta-20

Check this product out.  I didn't know this thing even existed.  It's worth a look just for the product reviews...

This product is a huge disappointment.
It's not at all realistic, and therefore no good for practice for medical students.
* The glans is not fused to the foreskin as it should be, and so there is no sensation of ripping the foreskin from the glands.
* Practicing without the very real smell and sight of gushing blood could be distracting once it's time for the real thing.
* There's no screaming. Students will have to learn to block out and ignore the screaming, helpless pleas from the baby, begging someone, anyone, to save him. -It is vital to learn to block these out. If you save the baby we don't get paid.
* There is no frenulum (Male G spot) to cut through. Students need to practice cutting away all of the frenulum so they can efficiently decrease the orgasmic sensation the circumcised baby will have as a man.
* The rest of the body is missing. Students will need to learn to properly force helpless infants into a circumstraint. They must effectively grip and restrain each thrashing limb. We wouldn't want any baby boys being INJURED while we are cutting pieces away from their bodies.

 :rollin:

[stromboli]

I do circumcisions with my Cold Steel Trailmaster Bowie. Call me.

[Youssuf Ramadan]

I do circumcisions with my Cold Steel Trailmaster Bowie. Call me.

It's no skin off my nose, chief.   [-(




(eek!)   8-[

[stromboli]

It ain't your nose we're talking about, Youssuf.

I'm getting a little shaky in my old age, so I might have to quit. The last guy used to be called "Sporty' and now they call him "Shorty".  :-D

[AllPurposeAtheist]

The Ronco AMAZING penis slicer! Have you ever seen a penis so mutilated and it's just THAT easy!.....

[Jason78]

The Ronco AMAZING penis slicer! Have you ever seen a penis so mutilated and it's just THAT easy!.....

It slices, it dices!  It turns your new born sons man meat into mincemeat!

[Solitary]

If it's good enough for boys and men, then it's good enough for girls and women!


 :shock:   :P  Solitary

[Mermaid]

If it's good enough for boys and men, then it's good enough for girls and women!


[ Image ]  :shock:   :P  Solitary

Jesus. That's horrible. :(

[AllPurposeAtheist]

If it's good enough for boys and men, then it's good enough for girls and women!


[ Image ]  :shock:   :P  Solitary

Jesus. That's horrible. :(

Jesus was a jew after all..

[Youssuf Ramadan]

If it's good enough for boys and men, then it's good enough for girls and women!


[ Image ]  :shock:   :P  Solitary

Jesus.... I guess the term "she's got a clunge likely a badly-packed kebab" ceases to be relevant after this procedure.

I feel ill...  :-&