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Started by leo, July 07, 2013, 11:34:32 AM

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AllPurposeAtheist

I was messured not long ago and somehow I've apparently grown an inch. For 39 years I was 6' even, but according to one doctors office I'm 18 hands and ¼. For the layman that's 6' 1" How I grew 1 inch this past year is a mystery. I think it has to do with prayer.
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Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"I was messured not long ago and somehow I've apparently grown an inch. For 39 years I was 6' even, but according to one doctors office I'm 18 hands and ¼. For the layman that's 6' 1" How I grew 1 inch this past year is a mystery. I think it has to do with prayer.
Same thing happened to me. Weird, right? I'd been exactly 5'7" since I was 15-ish, and I know for sure because I painstakingly measure myself every few months, but over the last year I seem to have gained an inch! Who ever heard of a woman growing an inch at the ripe old age of 29? Maybe we have a pituitary tumor.  :shock:
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Quote from: "Shiranu"Is there a correlation between height and atheism or something?
Nothing helpful.  The best indicators are yellow eyes that glow in the dark and a mean angry look.
Yellow eyes are just a sign of needing to pee. A true atheist has red eyes that glow in the dark. It is a symptom of demonic possession.
So does my wife need to pee or is she an atheist?  She has yellow eyes, thanks to her ophthalmologist.  (The lenses used to replace her cataracts glow yellow when the light hits them the right way.  She tells people who ask how she makes her eyes glow that she wasn't born on this planet.)

Oh, my height.  Just tall enough that when I stand up my feet reach the floor.  5'9" - about normal for someone my age.
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5ft 10.

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BarkAtTheMoon

5'11". I usually said 6'0" for volleyball tournament registrations in college. Still short for an outside hitter, but it was fun to pwn guys during the match that could bounce the ball up to the ceiling during warmup hitting lines.
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6 feet even. Spindly arms like a monkey.

Skaði

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I'm about 5'3''. I think I'm pretty average for a vagina-bearer, but everyone calls me short :(

Shiranu

Well, I don't think it's short, but then again I would be considered short, so...
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