10 Awkward Facts About the 10 Commandments

[stromboli]

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[Colanth]

You almost sound like someone who thinks that Christianity is based on the Bible. :)  It's no surprise that what Christianity says and what the Bible says are only distantly related at best.  (Besides, aren't the "10 Commandments" part of the "old covenant", and therefore of no concern to Christianity?)

[Jelly Penutbutter]

Acording to the preists at my parents church "one is to follow even the Old Testemant"

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Acording to the preists at my parents church "one is to follow even the Old Testemant"

Ask the priests if sassy children should be put to death. Or if they wear clothes made of two different kinds of cloth. Ask them if slavery is okay with them. Ask them if it's okay to murder children. You can find justification for all those and more in The Bronze Age Goat-herders' Anthology of Campfire Tales for Boys: God's Little Instruction Manual for Handling Slaves, Sex Slaves, Kitchen Help, Naughty Offspring, Babysitters and the Soon-to-be-extinct Tribes Next Door. Now with The Egomanical Hippie and His All-Boy Posse Hang Out in Palestine.

[Jelly Penutbutter]

If people really knew what was in the "good book" there would most likely be a social movement of the masses abandoning their religion! Or it would bolster the people's want to follow ever bit of their texts.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If people really knew what was in the "good book" there would most likely be a social movement of the masses abandoning their religion! Or it would bolster the people's want to follow ever bit of their texts.

You can tell them, they won't listen. Willful ignorance requires selective listening.

[Jelly Penutbutter]

So they should be fine with me aquiring several virgins to be my sex slaves, and if they bitch I'll just say it's god's will.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

So they should be fine with me aquiring several virgins to be my sex slaves, and if they bitch I'll just say it's god's will.

Don't forget to kill all their male relatives so there won't be any payback.

[Jelly Penutbutter]

But first I must stone the women who are un-married and not virgins!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

But first I must stone the women who are un-married and not virgins!

The fun part is figuring out which ones those are.  8-)

[Jelly Penutbutter]

Giggity

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I can no longer argue with these stupid motherfuckers about 'their personal god' AS IF they have one locked up in a storage bin somewhere to serve THEM only upon command. I tell them they're still going to hell for getting a haircut or wearing polyester and cotton or....

"MOTHERFUCKER! DON'T BE TALKIN SHIT ABOUT NO MUTHAFUCKIN GOD!"

Ok, whatever motherfucker.. :roll:

[Colanth]

So they should be fine with me aquiring several virgins to be my sex slaves, and if they bitch I'll just say it's god's will.

Bad example.  If you have a problem finding willing sex slaves in this day and age, you're doing something wrong.  (Even the "virgin" part isn't that difficult.)

[ApostateLois]

Acording to the preists at my parents church "one is to follow even the Old Testemant"

Awesome! I'm gonna buy my slaves from Canada.