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Scientology jokes... sorta

Started by Jutter, June 28, 2013, 07:53:14 PM

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Jutter

Think you can handle these... at your OT level?

Hey waiter there's a body-thetan in my soup.

How many scientologist does it take to sue a lightbulb

Why did the scientologist audit the road?

Knock knock: you're an oppressive person.
No religion for me thank you very much; I 'm full of shit enough as it is.

Being flabbergasted about existence never made anyone disappear in a poof of flabbergas, so nevermind why we're here. We ARE here.

Solitary

People say Scientology is 'stupid' and 'made-up.'

 Which is why it's a classified Religion.  :shock:  :rollin: Solitary
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

FlatEarth1024

Here's a scientology joke:

Tom Cruise.





Thank you...thank you very much...thank you...

rickcopeland648

The Rick Copeland actually found the body thetan joke funny -- and he's proudly an O.T. zero...
"It was then I understood my mission. I knew I must overthrow the white man and all he stood for. But that would not be easy. I would need the help from my organizing brothers and sisters. But most of all, I\'d need the help of Allah. All thanks be to Allah, praise be his sweet and blessed name."
   -- From "Dreams From my Father: The Unexpurgated Version THEY don\'t Want You To Read". By B. Obama Hussein, Forward By Jerome Corsi"

"Syphilis is the algebra of infection."

_Xenu_

Quote from: "FlatEarth1024"Here's a scientology joke:

Tom Cruise.

Thank you...thank you very much...thank you...
Would it sound weird if I understood every word he says in this video?

[youtube:2ss1iuho]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0[/youtube:2ss1iuho]
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Solitary

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

PickelledEggs

[youtube:xb9xmlc4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQZxv1kdrvY[/youtube:xb9xmlc4]

Poor Billy Sheehan. He's such a good bassist too.  :rollin:

_Xenu_

I watched all four parts of the above interview with Billy Sheehan. I feel bad for him because he really does come across as a decent guy. I would be friends with him despite my views on Scientology, at least until he was ordered to disconnect from me. I can also tell he's very enturbulated towards the end.
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PickelledEggs

Quote from: "_Xenu_"I watched all four parts of the above interview with Billy Sheehan. I feel bad for him because he really does come across as a decent guy. I would be friends with him despite my views on Scientology, at least until he was ordered to disconnect from me. I can also tell he's very enturbulated towards the end.
Yes. very true. I actually don't mind trying to be friends with people that believe that kind of stuff.

The only time I feel like I have to cut the cord on a friendship for theology reasons is if they try to force thier belief on to me. Which luckily I don't have to do because I don't have any friends like that / see my friends that are like that often enough for it to matter. At that point I'd rather talk to them when I talk to them and that way I don't burn any unnecessary bridges.

Unfortunately Billy got caught at a bad time where I think he was sort of stuck with the topic of scientology. It's not like he was at a gig or just walking down the street, he was picketing for what he believes... which just happens to be rediculous. He isnt that rediculous as you see him in the video, i would bet at least.