I love you all.

[JesusIsKing]

Even though you are atheists here for the most part and as much as it pains me to say it.... I love you all.  Because Jesus Christ does.  And the Holy Spirit resides in anyone who accepts Jesus Christ.  Only true believers will understand that amazing spiritual feeling.

[the_antithesis]

jesus is king.

I am emperor.

Kneel before me, son of yahweh!

[Plu]

If it pains you to say it, you don't actually love us.
If the only reason you say you love us, even though you really don't, is because jesus does it, you're not a very good person either. You are, at best, a meek little sheep.

But welcome regardless. Since I don't have to keep up appearances to fool some omnipotent being (how silly is that idea, anyway) I can just honestly say: I don't know you, and I don't care about you, but if you make good posts and know the concepts of reason and logic, I'll probably grow to like you.

[Hydra009]

Even though you are atheists here for the most part

Quite a shock, wasn't it?

and as much as it pains me to say it.... I love you all.

Salespitch love is best love.   :heart:

Only true believers will understand that amazing spiritual feeling.

Just look at what we're missing out on:

[youtube:3o7mgcmp]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NNL-V3KfH8[/youtube:3o7mgcmp]

I am so jealous.

[Jason Harvestdancer]

I'll give you one chance to prove you aren't a proselytizing troll.

Starting now.

Make a second post to prove you shouldn't be banned immediately.

Let's hope you make it before some other, less patient moderators ban you before you can do so.

[Shiranu]

I love you too, but because as a living being you deserve my affection, regardless of if someone tells me to or not.

I'm not trying to one up you, but love people because you love people, not because your expected to. I think it is a far greater "spiritual" sensation to love life for what it is and not because your boss does.

[DunkleSeele]

Even though you are atheists here for the most part

Nice finding. Your Nobel prize is in the mail.

and as much as it pains me to say it....

If it pains you, save the effort. I don't give a rat's ass about your "love" anyway.

I love you all.  

My, my... quite the picky type.

Because Jesus Christ does.

Ah, that's why! Talk about sincere feelings... anyway, tell your imaginary, zombified carpenter I don't give a rat's ass about his "love", either.

And the Holy Spirit resides in anyone who accepts Jesus Christ.

I'd rather have other kinds of spirits residing in me.

Only true believers will understand that amazing spiritual feeling.

I don't find delusion and lunacy that amazing. I'll pass.

[PickelledEggs]

Even though you are atheists here for the most part and as much as it pains me to say it.... I love you all.  Because Jesus Christ does.

Glad to see that you make your own decisions.

Only true believers will understand that amazing spiritual feeling.

Bliss? I'm guessing bliss.

I have to admit, JesusIsKing, If you came in here saying:

 "Hey I'm a christian and I have a feeling that we don't see eye to eye on any beliefs. At all. But, I am hoping to understand why athiests don't believe in Jesus and accept him as our Lord and savior."

If you said that it would sound like you're actually serious about being in this community. Instead what you typed is sort of the equivelant of showing up at someone's house ringing the doorbell and leaving a flaming bag of poop on our door step.

I'm willing to give you a chance like Jason is, but in the end, I'm not a moderator, so it's not up to me.

[Fidel_Castronaut]

Even though you are atheists here for the most part and as much as it pains me to say it.... I love you all.  Because Jesus Christ does.  And the Holy Spirit resides in anyone who accepts Jesus Christ.  Only true believers will understand that amazing spiritual feeling.

Hey everyone!

This guy loves us! I mean, he views us as sub-human in comparison to him, but that's ok, because he's willing to overlook our terrible nature as godless heathens and extend to us an alm of love.

Fuck you, man. You're only willing to say "I love you" because your goddamn sky fairy supposedly says so as well? Well bobidy boo, how magnanimous and sincere of you.

Lots of love.

[stromboli]

Jesus Christ doesn't exist and very soon, neither will you.

[bada94]

So whats your goal ? If its entertaining us by showing us what a complete moron you are, you're doing a great job! But if you want to convince us about something you will have to take a different approach.

[Mermaid]

You love me!? Well, this is...well, it's just so sudden!  :oops:

[Mermaid]

Even though you are atheists here for the most part and as much as it pains me to say it.... I love you all.  Because Jesus Christ does.  And the Holy Spirit resides in anyone who accepts Jesus Christ.  Only true believers will understand that amazing spiritual feeling.

And actually, I would totally believe you if you replaced the word "love" with the word "judge".

  8-)

[viocjit]

1.Are you a creationist ?
2.Do you believe in the flood ?
3.What do you say about contradictions in the OT ?
4.What do you say about contradictions in the NT ?
5.What is your Christian denomination ?

[surly74]

You love me!? Well, this is...well, it's just so sudden!  :oops:

is it too early for the "it's not you, it's me" speech? or "I think we should see other gods"?