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Started by gussy, June 29, 2013, 10:12:50 PM

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WitchSabrina

Maybe send him a subscription to:
http://sofalegcatalog.com/

 :rollin:  :rollin:  :rollin:
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

Plu

Quote from: "drunkenshoe"Hilarious thread! :rollin:

Now, if I can use a dildo which is just a piece of some material and guys can use a silicon vagina to masturbate...or anyone else any other objects, why a person cannot use a couch to masturbate?

As far as I know this is also some sort of a defined paraphilia and there are also people who perceive objects AND specifically furniture as sexual 'beings'. Why this is a crime.

Forget Ikea, I bet he has subscription to the most expensive Italian and French furniture magazines,lol. Ikea catalogue probably would be like jerking off to walmart catalogue when you can get his hands on to some high quality piece.

I don't think it's so much "he was humping a couch" as it was "he was humping a couch in public" :P Probably wouldn't be such a problem if he did it indoors.

Unless you live in a "moral" state, in which case anything goes as far as dumb laws.