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Started by gussy, June 29, 2013, 10:12:50 PM

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Sal1981

#15
June 30, 2013, 03:52:33 PM
hide yo chairs, hide yo couches.

Shiranu

#16
June 30, 2013, 04:46:32 PM
What I want to know is why the couch was not wearing a cover sheet? Everyone knows a man cant control himself if he is allowed to see that sweet, sweet curvature of a coach's body.
"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur

caseagainstfaith

#17
June 30, 2013, 04:56:59 PM
Quote from: "Shiranu"sweet, sweet curvature of a coach's body.

I've never been into coaches myself.  Or did you mean a stagecoach?  Now that's some fine luvin right there...
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Mermaid

#18
June 30, 2013, 07:44:43 PM
Quote from: "AllPurposeAtheist"
Quote from: "Mermaid"Furnishing is supposed to be ONE sofa and ONE loveseat. That's it.

No sectionals or two-loveseat living rooms. That is wrong and is an abomination.
What about a Lazy Boy wrapped in real naugahide? .. That's a real manly..err..uhh..a lazy boy wrapped in faux leather.. Hmmmm..
That just goes against nature!
A cynical habit of thought and speech, a readiness to criticise work which the critic himself never tries to perform, an intellectual aloofness which will not accept contact with life’s realities â€" all these are marks, not as the possessor would fain to think, of superiority but of weakness. -TR

stromboli

#19
June 30, 2013, 08:06:17 PM
Hot, sweaty Naugahide. I remember. Seriously, you make out on a Naugahyde couch on a hot day and it gets all slick and slimy. Weird.

missingnocchi

#20
June 30, 2013, 09:16:12 PM
sofa so good
What's a "Leppo?"

the_antithesis

#21
June 30, 2013, 09:25:26 PM
The man is clearly deviant for having sex with a sofa when it's those ottomans you have to watch out for.

I mean, look at you all squat and boxy on the floor. Let's lift the lid and see what's inside. The TV remote and a chili dog. Oh, you little vixen...

Jason78

#22
July 01, 2013, 02:20:35 AM
Did the couch consent?

How old was this couch?
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Shiranu

#23
July 01, 2013, 03:57:59 AM
America just legalized gay marriage. Gay marriage leads to bestiality.

Coincidence?

I. THINK. NOT.
"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur

Fidel_Castronaut

#24
July 01, 2013, 05:17:09 AM
Is it rape if I don't garner the couch's consent before I sit on it?

Quote from: "Sal1981"hide yo chairs, hide yo couches.
lol, marquee. HTML ROOLZ!

stromboli

#25
July 01, 2013, 08:21:44 AM
I need a new couch.  :cry:

Rin Hato

#26
July 01, 2013, 09:13:29 AM
Wait wait wait

Why was he banned from having porn? I don't even
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stromboli

#27
July 01, 2013, 09:21:40 AM
Couch= porn? OMFG. We are all in danger.

AllPurposeAtheist

#28
July 01, 2013, 09:34:50 AM
You know where this is leading.. Fucking couch fuckers.. :evil:
We need a constitutional amendment..

I'm surprised I didn't see topless furniture at Comfest..
All hail my new signature!

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WitchSabrina

#29
July 01, 2013, 10:10:52 AM
Quote from: "Johan"
Quote from: "gussy"The porn ban shouldn't be a problem if he can still get the IKEA catalog.
Post Of The Day!!!!  :rollin:

Yep Yep  :rollin:
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