Greetings infidels!

Youssuf Ramadan · February 19, 2013, 11:33:27 AM

Greetings infidels. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your grubby underpants. Now where is the bar? - I need to purchase a non-alcoholic pork-free beverage as I have travelled many miles to be here, my arse is like half a blood orange thanks to a bowl of dodgy tabbouleh, and my tongue feels like Mohammed's (pbuh) sandal.

aitm · February 19, 2013, 11:49:25 AM

Greetings and welcome traveler of afar. The non-alcholic bar (pussy) is to the right. Grab a seat and join the bull-shit. Take note that around here the FIRST liar doesn't stand a chance.

stromboli · February 19, 2013, 12:52:10 PM

Greetings. We have liars on here? :shock:

Brian37 · February 19, 2013, 01:41:50 PM

Were you a former Muslim? Welcome to the land of Apostates, be sure to barbecue kittens and record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tag off your mattress.

Savior2006 · February 19, 2013, 03:04:33 PM

Quote from: "Brian37"Were you a former Muslim? Welcome to the land of Apostates, be sure to barbecue kittens and record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tag off your mattress.

You monster....

Brian37 · February 19, 2013, 03:06:46 PM

Quote from: "Savior2006"
Quote from: "Brian37"Were you a former Muslim? Welcome to the land of Apostates, be sure to barbecue kittens and record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tag off your mattress.

You monster....

LONESTAR I am your father's brother's cousin's former roomate.

So what does that make us?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

leo · February 20, 2013, 08:48:34 AM

Welcome ! Islam is bullshit .

Brian37 · February 20, 2013, 08:51:21 AM

Quote from: "leo"Welcome ! Islam is bullshit .

So is Christianity and Hebrew and Hindu and Mormonism and Ouija Boards and Big Foot.

Brian37 · February 20, 2013, 08:56:24 AM

Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"Greetings infidels. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your grubby underpants. Now where is the bar? - I need to purchase a non-alcoholic pork-free beverage as I have travelled many miles to be here, my arse is like half a blood orange thanks to a bowl of dodgy tabbouleh, and my tongue feels like Mohammed's (pbuh) sandal.

Hey what is with the shoe crap? And I am a bit pissed at that guy who missed Bush Jr in Iraq. Get some better aim dude.(not really a good idea to throw things at any pres in any case).

Youssuf Ramadan · February 21, 2013, 03:55:59 PM

A thousand thanks for your warm welcome. May Allah shine his benificence upon your sordid little souls. Or indeed your soles if you should suffer sandal-cooties. :)

WitchSabrina · February 21, 2013, 04:48:57 PM

Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"Greetings infidels. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your grubby underpants. Now where is the bar? - I need to purchase a non-alcoholic pork-free beverage as I have travelled many miles to be here, my arse is like half a blood orange thanks to a bowl of dodgy tabbouleh, and my tongue feels like Mohammed's (pbuh) sandal.

LMAO
(1) Yes - my crystal ball predicts you will do well here
(2) My underpants are nothing but spectacular. But that's ok. You're new and unaware.

Welcome!

SvZurich · February 21, 2013, 05:26:43 PM

Howdy! :)

Thumpalumpacus · February 21, 2013, 05:38:18 PM

So, this is a sock-puppet. Who is it?

Savior2006 · February 21, 2013, 10:14:49 PM

Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"So, this is a sock-puppet. Who is it?

How do you know?

SvZurich · February 21, 2013, 11:00:47 PM

Quote from: "Savior2006"
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"So, this is a sock-puppet. Who is it?

How do you know?

Try to stick your hand up its butt and see what happens? ;)

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Greetings infidels!