Author Topic: Gitty-up, Horsey!  (Read 255 times)

Gitty-up, Horsey!
« on: November 04, 2021, 06:22:12 PM »
A man in Florida was rushed to a hospital via EMS, and admitted to the Emergency Ward.  It was later discovered he had 25 toy horses in his rectum!


His condition is currently described as stable.

Offline Hydra009

Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2021, 07:45:32 PM »
That's nothing.  You should see his neighbor!

Offline SGOS

Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2021, 06:24:25 PM »
His condition is currently described as stable.
Did you make that up? Because it sounds like horseshit.

Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2021, 06:34:45 PM »
Did you make that up? Because it sounds like horseshit.

 :eh: No, I nicked it from elsewhere.

Offline Hydra009

Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2021, 06:59:52 PM »
Did you hear about the guy who drank a potion labelled Equus perexiguus?  He was a little horse for days!

Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2021, 08:21:04 PM »
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says......?

Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2021, 08:45:47 PM »
When my friend woke up the other day, he found he was a little horse................
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2021, 09:22:23 PM »


Re: Gitty-up, Horsey!
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2021, 05:46:26 PM »
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says......?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers