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Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« on: June 09, 2021, 01:23:04 PM »
God always annoys you, puts you down, and embarrasses you. Why does he do that?

Re: Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2021, 01:31:02 PM »
God always annoys you, puts you down, and embarrasses you. Why does he do that?
Please explain because I don't have that problem.

Re: Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2021, 02:44:26 PM »
God always annoys you, puts you down, and embarrasses you. Why does he do that?
God has never annoyed me, or put me down or embarrasses me.  The people who believe there is a god(s) sometimes annoy the hell out of me.  I never worry what a fictional character will or will not do to me. 
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Re: Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2021, 02:46:59 PM »
Cool response.

Offline Shiranu

Re: Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2021, 04:54:33 PM »
Yeah, never had that problem either.
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Offline trdsf

Re: Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2021, 09:28:33 PM »
I haven't had that problem since I left the Catholic church, which is a mental chamber of horrors all unto itself.  I certainly didn't have that problem while I was a practicing Wiccan since the general conception of the Pagan gods isn't about humiliation, guilt and other forms of psychological abuse.

And now the problem is non-existent!
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Re: Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2021, 01:34:33 AM »
I've never been religious. What's a god?
Black lives matter, feminism is good, religion is bullshit, and if you disagree with me on any of these points you are a fucking moron.

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Re: Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2021, 02:21:48 PM »
God always annoys you, puts you down, and embarrasses you. Why does he do that?
Are you the person I approved that put your reason for signing up as "I hate god" or something like that?

Would you like to discuss your belief in god and why your belief in god is troubling you?
You surely aren't an atheist.

Re: Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2021, 08:12:42 AM »
God's just pissed because Firefly got cancelled. That movie that hastily wrapped up the story did very little to satiate his fury.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
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Offline aitm

Re: Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2021, 09:46:23 AM »
Because the person(s) that invented your god and wrote all the bat shit crazy stories about him were bullies and never god laid...hence so much hatred for women as well.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Re: Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2021, 07:23:24 PM »
How do you qualify God as having the attributes of a girl who is bitch together with being a punk ass?

Do you have any direct or indirect contact with her?


Re: Why is God such a punk ass bitch?
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2021, 07:43:19 PM »
How do you qualify God as having the attributes of a girl who is bitch together with being a punk ass?

Do you have any direct or indirect contact with her?
his assessment of god is just as accurate as any ever made--after all, god is simply a fiction and can be described any way one wants to.  One description is as accurate as another. 
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?