Author Topic: Rush Limbaugh is Dead  (Read 605 times)

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2021, 01:31:07 PM »
It's not very well known, but you can burn the coffin to kill a vampire. They did this in the middle ages. Apparently the vampires made all kinds of crazy sounds, which proved they were vampires.

"Oh, god! I'm burning! Somebody help!"

"What is that horrible screeching sound coming from the coffin?"

"Oh, Jesus Christ! It hurts!"

"Their screaming only proves they're vampires. Vampires are weak to fire."

"Let's light you on fire and see how you react!"

*Embers land on spectator.*

"Ow. That hurts."

"The embers hurt him! He's a vampire! Kill the vampire!"
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Offline drunkenshoe

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2021, 01:53:56 PM »
That's eaxctly what I thought jokingly. E:Is that a word?

I'm worried that he's not dead enough. I need a wooden stake.
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"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides." Havelock Vetinari

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2021, 02:25:10 PM »
That's eaxctly what I thought jokingly. E:Is that a word?

Yes, it's a word.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2021, 02:25:34 PM »
"Oh, god! I'm burning! Somebody help!"

"What is that horrible screeching sound coming from the coffin?"

"Oh, Jesus Christ! It hurts!"

"Their screaming only proves they're vampires. Vampires are weak to fire."

"Let's light you on fire and see how you react!"

*Embers land on spectator.*

"Ow. That hurts."

"The embers hurt him! He's a vampire! Kill the vampire!"

All same-same float testing witches.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2021, 09:38:57 AM »
All confederate and nazi flags to be flown at half mast

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2021, 10:37:16 AM »
All confederate and nazi flags to be flown at half mast
:clap:
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline fencerider

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2021, 12:04:40 AM »
my first reaction to Limpbaugher kickin the bucket was " YES!!! Its about time you *** *** ***"

my only regret is that he did not malinger on the rack😄
"Do you believe in god?", is not a proper English sentence. Unless you believe that, "Do you believe in apple?", is a proper English sentence.

Offline SGOS

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2021, 10:18:10 AM »
I wouldn't go that far, but I certainly don't miss him or care that he died.  The bottom line, is that he was not a likeable person.  He certainly did not care about you or me, and I have no reason to care about him one way or the other now that he's dead.

Offline drunkenshoe

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2021, 11:28:02 AM »
That man harmed the world far beyond the US. And one thing comes to my mind when I hear the death of these kind of people and that it would be good to be a man for a few mins, walking around the cemetery where they are burried. You know, you guys can pee a bit more easily? :lol:
"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides." Havelock Vetinari