Author Topic: Rush Limbaugh is Dead  (Read 358 times)

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2021, 01:31:07 PM »
It's not very well known, but you can burn the coffin to kill a vampire. They did this in the middle ages. Apparently the vampires made all kinds of crazy sounds, which proved they were vampires.

"Oh, god! I'm burning! Somebody help!"

"What is that horrible screeching sound coming from the coffin?"

"Oh, Jesus Christ! It hurts!"

"Their screaming only proves they're vampires. Vampires are weak to fire."

"Let's light you on fire and see how you react!"

*Embers land on spectator.*

"Ow. That hurts."

"The embers hurt him! He's a vampire! Kill the vampire!"
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

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Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2021, 01:53:56 PM »
That's eaxctly what I thought jokingly. E:Is that a word?

I'm worried that he's not dead enough. I need a wooden stake.
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"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides." Havelock Vetinari

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2021, 02:25:10 PM »
That's eaxctly what I thought jokingly. E:Is that a word?

Yes, it's a word.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2021, 02:25:34 PM »
"Oh, god! I'm burning! Somebody help!"

"What is that horrible screeching sound coming from the coffin?"

"Oh, Jesus Christ! It hurts!"

"Their screaming only proves they're vampires. Vampires are weak to fire."

"Let's light you on fire and see how you react!"

*Embers land on spectator.*

"Ow. That hurts."

"The embers hurt him! He's a vampire! Kill the vampire!"

All same-same float testing witches.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2021, 09:38:57 AM »
All confederate and nazi flags to be flown at half mast

Re: Rush Limbaugh is Dead
« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2021, 10:37:16 AM »
All confederate and nazi flags to be flown at half mast
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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?