Author Topic: War on XMAS....2020 !!!  (Read 220 times)

War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« on: November 15, 2020, 07:43:46 PM »
Faux "News" wants a war, so let's give 'em one, LOL. I wear my slinky black catsuit and strike at 2AM. I take better care of my prisoners than the Geneva convention mandates, however once in a while I can tell..they seem a bit 'deflated'.


Stopped on the 'Hallmark' channel for a few 'movies'. Seems there are so many single mothers being pursued by male models, however these guys just don't have enough Xmas spirirt, don't cha know? Well maybe there will be some xmas miracle whereby the hunk will fall in love with the little prodigy of another man's loins and receive the Xmas spirit and everyone will ride off in a one horse open sleigh. Damn I love Xmas, I really do. Just as much as Clark C. Griswold.



Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2020, 08:50:02 PM »
The Hallmark Channel is airing their first Christmas movie centered on a same-sex couple, to the consternation of conservative God Warriors. In the past I would have made a snarky comment but in a year of uncertainty, I too want to curl up in comfortable cliches, cardboard characters, and predictable conclusions.






“You are the sky. Everything else – it’s just the weather.”

― Pema Chödrön

Offline Baruch

Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2020, 09:27:11 PM »
All atheists are pacifists.  Just ask Stalin ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2020, 11:03:19 PM »
The Hallmark Channel is airing their first Christmas movie centered on a same-sex couple, to the consternation of conservative God Warriors. In the past I would have made a snarky comment but in a year of uncertainty, I too want to curl up in comfortable cliches, cardboard characters, and predictable conclusions.


Hot Damn, they nailed it. Caucasia ! I really love how in these 'movies' every square inch of the set has some garland or twinkle lights. Gonna have to catch the same sex version this year.

Check out this real world Griswold Tree
https://people.com/human-interest/police-stop-car-carrying-massive-christmas-tree-home-that-would-make-clarke-griswold-jealous/





Offline the_antithesis

Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2020, 12:12:10 AM »
I think we should just cancel christmas. Stay home, you covid-ridden fuckers!

Online drunkenshoe

Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2020, 08:25:09 AM »
"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides." Havelock Vetinari

Offline Baruch

Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2020, 10:51:04 AM »
I think we should just cancel christmas. Stay home, you covid-ridden fuckers!

All humans are deplorable ... and watch your language ;-)

I remember when America wasn't a tyranny ... kids could ride in the back of an open pickup truck without seatbelts ... bwahah.  But ever since the attack of the Killer Karens and the Helicopter Parents ... the zombies just won't stay dead!
« Last Edit: November 16, 2020, 10:53:08 AM by Baruch »
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2020, 06:38:23 PM »
This Hallmark channel is addictive. Who knew there were so many little Xmas-themed towns, Xmas tree lots, or quant winter-season inns just about to be bought out by over-worked real estate developers who just have no cheer at all? I mean they don't even like cookies. Humbug.

Offline Baruch

Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2020, 09:53:38 PM »
This Hallmark channel is addictive. Who knew there were so many little Xmas-themed towns, Xmas tree lots, or quant winter-season inns just about to be bought out by over-worked real estate developers who just have no cheer at all? I mean they don't even like cookies. Humbug.

I bet you hate those little Christmas English miniature villages ;-)  So attractive, you want it to be like Brigadoon and you can magically live there ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Offline Baruch

Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2020, 06:03:56 PM »
"He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy" - Life of Brian
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2020, 07:46:52 PM »
The messiah is the army guy who's in charge of the mess hall.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Offline Baruch

Re: War on XMAS....2020 !!!
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2020, 11:36:57 PM »
The messiah is the army guy who's in charge of the mess hall.

In which case, MREs are automatically kosher!
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.