Author Topic: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!  (Read 316 times)

WHAT'S UP OLD ATHEISTS AND NEW?

BONJOUR! I BEEN HERE BEFORE! U TAUGHT ME PERFECT DEBATE AND NOW I AM HOSTING PRESIDENTS! RAN INTO BARRY OBAMA AND MICHELLE IN DETROIT MICHIGAN WHILE EXPLORING WITH SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE BIRTHMARKS AND IT GOT WEIRDER, RAN INTO PENTACOSTAL MISSIONARIES KNOWN AS COX CABLE TUCSON AND JOINED THE CHURCH, LIVE IN HOLINESS CODE NOW, NOW GO 14 HUSBANDS AND ONE FIANCEE, A PHD IN NATURAL SCIENCE (PHYSICS), NOW PLAY PIANO GUITAR AND MANDOLIN, JOINED A BAND NAMED ENTER THE HAGGIS! AND BEEN AT THE IRISH FESTIVAL SINCE 2004! AND NOW MAKE SIX FIGURES AT NBC NEW YORK, SELL MOUNTAIN DEW, SMOKE, STILL DON'T DRINK, SPEAK IN BOOK OF ACTS NEW TESTAMENT TONGUES, 10 FOREIGN LANGUAGES, AND STILL STUCK ON STEPHEN KING AND THE WALKING DEAD AND AM AN ASSISTANT TO THE REGIONAL DEPARTMENT OF VETERAN AFFAIRS! WHEW! I THINK IT'S TIME TO STAY HOME! MADE IT TO IRELAND AND NOW HANG OUT WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY, AND AM FIRST TRILLIONAIRE WITH ROYALS! LMAO GLAD I FOUND U GUYS U INSPIRED MOST OF MY CURRENT LIFE!! AND MET FOUR NEW HUSBANDS THROUGH THE US MAIL! I THINK THAT SHOULD DO IT AND I GOTTA SAY IS THANKS!!! U EXPLORING IS AWESOME! DEBATING HERE FOR HOURS I AM BACK HOME NOW!

Offline Baruch

Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2020, 10:38:00 AM »
Sounds like you need to visit your doctor ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Offline SGOS

Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2020, 10:54:53 AM »
I can't tell if you are on drugs or off meds.

Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2020, 11:15:31 AM »
I'm all for "Celtic-influenced stomp" esp. when un-sober and eating haggis from a can. Good band.

Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2020, 11:36:56 AM »
I can't tell if you are on drugs or off meds.
both I think.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline Hijiri Byakuren

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Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2020, 12:34:45 PM »
Black lives matter, feminism is good, religion is bullshit, and if you disagree with me on any of these points you are a fucking moron.

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Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2020, 01:51:17 PM »
Give your Caps Lock a break, dude. It's overworked and underpaid.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
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Offline aitm

Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2020, 05:51:25 PM »
Joy of joys....
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Offline drunkenshoe

Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2020, 05:46:11 AM »
The rest is aside, chalked back to your previous position, how did we inspire you to get 14 husbands and one fiancee and then new 4 husbands through mail and still not to drink?



 
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