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Post your worst roommate stories here!
« on: October 01, 2020, 10:17:07 PM »
I don't really have one myself tbh. I've spent a lot of time on Reddit and wondering if anyone here has one they're willing to share.
Something, something, something...

Offline Baruch

Re: Post your worst roommate stories here!
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2020, 09:28:30 PM »
I don't really have one myself tbh. I've spent a lot of time on Reddit and wondering if anyone here has one they're willing to share.

Myself.  My prior apartment reflected my deranged status of my mind, the arrangement was chaos.  I could blame my cats for fireballs, but that wasn't the major problem.  Hypothetically, the worst room mate would be the one who pays the rent, and kicks you out ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Offline drunkenshoe

Re: Post your worst roommate stories here!
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2020, 03:31:25 AM »
Myself.  My prior apartment reflected my deranged status of my mind, the arrangement was chaos.  I could blame my cats for fireballs, but that wasn't the major problem.  Hypothetically, the worst room mate would be the one who pays the rent, and kicks you out ;-)

Oh come on, you know Marx lives under your bed.
"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides." Havelock Vetinari

Offline Baruch

Re: Post your worst roommate stories here!
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2020, 07:24:22 AM »
Oh come on, you know Marx lives under your bed.

Commies Inc vs Monsters Inc
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Re: Post your worst roommate stories here!
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2020, 08:17:10 AM »
I was slightly stoned and walked in on my bff mid-coitus and probably lingered too long. The incident was not discussed at breakfast.

Re: Post your worst roommate stories here!
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2020, 09:48:13 AM »
Is it a roommate if you find it on your balcony after hearing a meaty thunk?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers