Well Men, You Think You Got Problems.

Started by Solitary, June 25, 2013, 11:26:56 PM

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Solitary

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There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Smartmarzipan

Damn. Is it wrong that I immediately thought of that South Park episode?

I'm a horrible person. :|
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Jason78

What was equally wrong was I was thinking of this guy:




Poor guy.  I hope he gets better soon.
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Youssuf Ramadan

Quote from: "Jason78"What was equally wrong was I was thinking of this guy:

Shit... you beat me to it!  :rollin:

AllPurposeAtheist

I have a tough time with sympathy for a guy who waits so long his nuts don't fit in a bathtub..   I guess I'm safe to say sympathy in this case probably was between shit and syphilis.. :-k
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stromboli

Had a guy in boot camp in the Navy who joined just so he could get his balls fixed, seriously. Right after boot camp he went straight into the hospital for surgery or the fix required. Said hid girl friend loved them, but they were a royal pain to him. they were certainly freaky to look at. And no, I didn't envy him.

AllPurposeAtheist

This could be misconstrued as penis envy, but it his case.. nah.
I don't even wanna think about that stuff now. :lol:
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Solitary

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There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

Shiranu

Quote from: "Smartmarzipan"Damn. Is it wrong that I immediately thought of that South Park episode?

I'm a horrible person. :|

If it makes you feel better, I had already pictured him bouncing around on em'...
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surly74

Quote from: "Solitary"I just watched a video call "tenstones." It's about this poor devil that had tenstone testicles.

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Of course everyone prayed for him to get better and he didn't.  It took the modern scientific medicine and surgery to remove his giant ball sack. It took ten hours+ of surgery to do it, and they were even able to save his penis as well as his gonads that were completely covered by the ball sack. Science+1 Prayer Zero. Solitary

his nickname is teabag.
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