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Offline Hydra009

Re: Poor choice of words
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2020, 09:01:35 PM »
American history professor reportedly plundered several world heritage sites, causing extensive damage and removing important artifacts.  He is also a prime suspect in a blaze which consumed a tavern in Nepal.  A suspected nazi sympathizer, he was photographed at the Nuremberg rally receiving a signed autograph from Adolf Hitler himself.  Current whereabouts unknown, he is considered a person of interest by US authorities.

In unrelated news, an entire platoon of Nazi soldiers goes missing somewhere near the border between Greece and Turkey, presumed lost at sea.
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Offline Mr.Obvious

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Re: Poor choice of words
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2020, 02:02:41 AM »
By the way, I've recently really taken a shine to boiling leaves in water and then drinking the resulting juice. It's even better if you put insect vomit in it.

For my breakfast I've stopped putting artificial sources of sugar into the extract from bovine sweat glands though, it was making me fat.
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Re: Poor choice of words
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2020, 02:19:59 AM »
The devil's advocate: great film about a man who tries to move heaven and earth to form a tight relationship with his estranged son.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Poor choice of words
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2020, 09:10:44 AM »
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on June 11, 2020, 02:19:59 AM
The devil's advocate: great film about a man who tries to move heaven and earth to form a tight relationship with his estranged son.

New Testament? ;-)
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Offline trdsf

Re: Poor choice of words
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2020, 04:11:45 PM »
The Empire Strikes Back: A father tries to convince his son to join his political/religious struggle.  Eventually, and unwillingly, the son gives him a hand.
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Re: Poor choice of words
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2020, 04:56:43 PM »
Quote from: trdsf on July 22, 2020, 04:11:45 PM
The Empire Strikes Back: A father tries to convince his son to join his political/religious struggle.  Eventually, and unwillingly, the son gives him a hand.

Nice !
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Offline Hydra009

Re: Poor choice of words
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2020, 06:40:14 PM »
Disabled professor grooms teens in private compound to fight in gang war
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