Author Topic: What's it like to be dead?  (Read 389 times)

Offline Baruch

Re: What's it like to be dead?
« Reply #45 on: May 20, 2020, 11:21:41 AM »
Yeah, why fear something you can never experience?

Let me shoot you in the head (sarcasm) and you can give us a report ;-(

A fish can never experience flying (like a bird), so flying must be a conspiracy theory.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Re: What's it like to be dead?
« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2020, 12:36:31 PM »
How about having a nose itch you can't scratch? ;-)
Yeah, like Jesus did when he was hanging on the cross.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Offline Baruch

Re: What's it like to be dead?
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2020, 04:29:42 PM »
Yeah, like Jesus did when he was hanging on the cross.

Yes, the Gospels didn't emphasize that enough.  Being G-d's Only Son he could have nagged the Romans with ... "It will be 1500 more years before pasta and marinara sauce are invented.  Losers!"
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Online Sal1981

Re: What's it like to be dead?
« Reply #48 on: May 21, 2020, 05:25:36 PM »
It's very boring.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool" --- Richard P. Feynman

Offline Baruch

Re: What's it like to be dead?
« Reply #49 on: May 21, 2020, 08:11:16 PM »
It's very boring.

Old joke .. guy was visited by an angel.  The angel said, I will show you Heaven and Hell.  You get to choose.  He visited Heaven and it was a bunch of old people playing cards and such.  He visited Hell and it was a bunch of party goers.  So he chooses Hell.  He gets to Hell, and he is in boiling lava.  He asks the angel, what gives, I saw a much better Hell!  Angel replies ... that was the beta version ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.