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Offline Gregory

help is never too far away
« on: March 05, 2020, 01:20:43 AM »
help is never too far away, except for those who really need it.

Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2020, 01:42:54 AM »
I wonder are you a troll?

Offline Mr.Obvious

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Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2020, 04:48:04 AM »
Yeah like, this could hardly be concidered a topic for discuddion. Maybe make like one thread called 'greg' s oneliners' ore something.

Baruch did something similar for a while with an '8 don' t hear the news talking about this stuff' or something of the likes, -thread.

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Offline Baruch

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2020, 09:29:06 AM »
Yeah like, this could hardly be concidered a topic for discuddion. Maybe make like one thread called 'greg' s oneliners' ore something.

Baruch did something similar for a while with an '8 don' t hear the news talking about this stuff' or something of the likes, -thread.

He isn't me.  I am far more handsome!  And I kept all that in one string, not trying to spread it all about.  And it had a purpose ... to break thru the Fourth Wall of Leftist group-think.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't to that.

Offline Baruch

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2020, 09:30:37 AM »
help is never too far away, except for those who really need it.

No magical wishing tree?  People are demi-gods, the hands and feet of eternity.  If help is needed, then be that help, or go back to kindergarten.  Milk, cookies, naps ... a lot like retirement actually ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't to that.

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2020, 02:00:52 PM »
Well, I have been thinking lately that there's never a JW Booth around when one is desperately needed.
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Offline Baruch

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2020, 02:08:52 PM »
Well, I have been thinking lately that there's never a JW Booth around when one is desperately needed.

J W Booth was an actor.  His brother, earlier, actually saved Lincoln's adult son from a fatal train platform accident.  Coincidence?  I think not!  Lincoln only pretended to be dead.  It was much more fun no longer being the target of Democrat assassins and messing with his impeached VP while pretending to be his own ghost.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2020, 02:10:30 PM by Baruch »
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't to that.

Offline Mr.Obvious

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Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2020, 05:50:00 PM »
He isn't me.  I am far more handsome!  And I kept all that in one string, not trying to spread it all about.  And it had a purpose ... to break thru the Fourth Wall of Leftist group-think.

I think you misunderstand me Baruch, I appraise you keeping it to a single thread. I'm advising Greg to follow your lead.
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Offline Baruch

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2020, 07:41:05 PM »
I think you misunderstand me Baruch, I appraise you keeping it to a single thread. I'm advising Greg to follow your lead.

I didn't take your comment as criticism.  I was trying to expand for Gregory.  Now if you tried to criticize Texas ... well ...
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't to that.

Offline Gregory

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2020, 08:08:55 PM »
Help always seems so far away when you really need it.  God is useless, even if I praise him, he seems distant from memory.

Offline Baruch

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2020, 08:43:15 PM »
Help always seems so far away when you really need it.  God is useless, even if I praise him, he seems distant from memory.

That depends on acculturation.  Modern Western people have no values to speak of.  Whining consumers.

G-d is like a mantra.  A mantra only works on you if you have "made it yours".  Power of positive thinking and all that.  I get help from G-d all the time, whether I want it or not ;-)  But that is how a mystic feels.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't to that.

Offline Gregory

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2020, 09:19:40 PM »
That depends on acculturation.  Modern Western people have no values to speak of.  Whining consumers.

G-d is like a mantra.  A mantra only works on you if you have "made it yours".  Power of positive thinking and all that.  I get help from G-d all the time, whether I want it or not ;-)  But that is how a mystic feels.

Mantras cannot help you in reality, they only push back reality for a little while.

Offline Gregory

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2020, 02:21:49 AM »
I didn't take your comment as criticism.  I was trying to expand for Gregory.  Now if you tried to criticize Texas ... well ...

Texas is big but not as big as Western Australia.

Offline Gregory

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2020, 02:31:50 AM »
No magical wishing tree?  People are demi-gods, the hands and feet of eternity.  If help is needed, then be that help, or go back to kindergarten.  Milk, cookies, naps ... a lot like retirement actually ;-)

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blind obedience

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« Last Edit: March 06, 2020, 02:34:17 AM by Gregory »

Offline Gregory

Re: help is never too far away
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2020, 02:59:01 AM »
Help is there when you least want it.