Author Topic: A Trinity Trifle  (Read 559 times)

Offline Gregory

A Trinity Trifle
« on: February 26, 2020, 10:23:21 PM »
Jesus loves himself.

Offline PopeyesPappy

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2020, 11:03:11 PM »
So he is autosexual?
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Offline Baruch

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2020, 11:48:50 PM »
So he is autosexual?

Herbie is auto sexual ;-)  Farfagneugen!
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2020, 01:15:35 AM »
Rumor has it when Jesus was a teenage boy Mary frequently caught him in his room praying to himself.
“You are the sky. Everything else – it’s just the weather.”

― Pema Chödrön

Offline Gregory

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2020, 02:48:57 AM »
God is naught but ridiculous.

Offline Baruch

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2020, 07:56:38 AM »
Rumor has it when Jesus was a teenage boy Mary frequently caught him in his room praying to himself.

Actually he was killing the neighbor boys, per other gospels ...

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nzn5zd/baby-jesus-was-kind-of-a-dick
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2020, 01:52:56 PM »
He wasn't quite as bad is that evil kid in that Twilight Zone episode ("What you did was good, Matthew. Real good."), but still, not nice.
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God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2020, 06:40:20 PM »
Jesus loves himself.
Kind of like saying Pacos Bill loves himself. 

Welcome, BTW.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline SGOS

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2020, 07:18:55 PM »
Kind of like saying Pacos Bill loves himself. 
The spirit world is place of great mystery.

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2020, 08:52:57 PM »
The spirit world is place of great mystery.
So is Pacos Bill's mind.  And spirit.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline Baruch

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2020, 10:19:50 PM »
Kind of like saying Pacos Bill loves himself. 

Welcome, BTW.

Pecos Bill?  Do you use salsa from NYC?
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2020, 01:33:20 PM »
New York City!? Git a rope!
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Offline Gregory

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2020, 09:27:49 PM »
Jesus loves me like a hole in the head.

Offline Baruch

Re: A Trinity Trifle
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2020, 12:59:23 AM »
Jesus loves me like a hole in the head.

You have 5 holes in your head (normally).  You got Jesus picking you in all those holes?  Ewww.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.