Author Topic: Slappy Slappy!  (Read 325 times)

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Slappy Slappy!
« on: January 01, 2020, 06:21:04 AM »
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Oopsie doodles!

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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2020, 07:21:08 AM »
Surprised there isn't more of that.
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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2020, 02:18:36 PM »
I mean in his defense if someone grabbed me like that I'd react the same. However I'm not the one putting myself up their like a whore touching everyone else so the old bastard deserves it.
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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2020, 01:34:50 PM »
Nice guys finish as dinner.
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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2020, 08:25:16 PM »
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Nice guys finish as dinner.

Is that where their stored, in the Vatican crypts?
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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2020, 12:46:00 AM »
I mean she did kinda yank him outta nowhere. That's just plain rude. And doing it to a monarch (the Pope is also king of Vatican City) is a good way to prompt their security to get up close and personal with you.
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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2020, 01:35:10 PM »
I think it shows the world what their "papa" really thinks about his flock.
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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2020, 09:08:44 PM »
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Nice guys finish as dinner.

Right.  Morality = Machiavelli aka kill the other guy first.
Zampa xiquihto.  Amo nimitzcuamachilia.
Say it again.  I don't understand you.

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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2020, 06:55:42 AM »
"Save me.  Save me, Holy Father!"

"Fuck off, Bitch."
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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2020, 07:07:05 AM »
The Pope probably likes to be photographed reaching out to the rabble, but when his photographers get enough, he's done with that shit, and he just wants to get back to the Palace, where in can save the flock by making proclamations from afar.

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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2020, 07:13:15 AM »
As always, the question is, "What would Jesus have done?"  He may have done the same, he may have cured her ailment, or he may have boned her. We can never know for sure.

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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2020, 07:31:47 AM »
I do love it just seeing how a person being revered as being divine and 'close to god' is as fragile and fallible when under pressure as anyone else. He'd crack at being in customer service faster then me.
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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2020, 05:39:10 PM »
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The Pope probably likes to be photographed reaching out to the rabble, but when his photographers get enough, he's done with that shit, and he just wants to get back to the Palace, where in can save the flock by making proclamations from afar.

I'm sure he couldn't wait to get back to his harem of altar boys.
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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2020, 05:40:10 PM »
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As always, the question is, "What would Jesus have done?"  He may have done the same, he may have cured her ailment, or he may have boned her. We can never know for sure.

Who's his hair dresser? Maybe he knows for sure.
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Re: Slappy Slappy!
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2020, 09:05:42 PM »
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Who's his hair dresser? Maybe he knows for sure.
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