It's Youir Fault Boys Have Impure Thoughts Girls

[Solitary]

[Johan]

This photo is from the Strong Rock Christian School's football blog.



Those sure do look like girls to me. And those girls sure do look like they're wearing short skirts. So if I'm reading all this correctly, a girl on the field during a game in full pads and uniform will cause the boys to have impure thoughts. But apparently a bunch of girls on the field during a game in short skirts will not cause any impure thoughts at all.

So what I'd like to ask Mr Stuart is whether its that he himself is fucking moron or whether its that he thinks everyone else in the world is a fucking moron.

[Mermaid]

It would be better if the girl played the game while wearing a burqa.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Nothing turns me on more than a buff girl in armor, a helmet and cleats who can break bones in my body or dislocate limbs.. Ohhh baby.. break my ribs!  :heart:  :heart:  :heart:  :vom:  

[Solitary]

[Poison Tree]

I wonder what kind of impure thoughts the CEO has been having about this girl?

But locker room talk is appropiate for boys.  So God answers his prayers but not Maddy Paiges?  I wonder if the gay boys have impure thoughts too?  :shock:  :roll:  Solitary

I'm surprised at you, Solitary; you should know that the prayers of men--especially middle aged white men with disposable income--take presidency over those of girls and minorities. Also there are no gays at private religious schools (and no-one has sex, either).

I am actually surprised the CEO isn't talking about football being against god-designed gender roles and what a hard time this girl will have attracting a man to cook, clean and reproduce for if she turns into a tomboy. Besides, too much physical activities is how lesbians are created, just like a lack of team sports turns boys gay, right? That's what one of the bible teachers told the gay guy (who dated a lesbian as a beard) at the private religious school I attended.

[Smartmarzipan]

I was about to ask if Title IX prevented this kind of thing, but I see now it's a Christian school.

I'm so glad I only spent a few years in a private Christian school. Ugh.

[Solitary]

[AllPurposeAtheist]

This thread it getting hotter by the minute.. Lesbian football.. :) I'd go to catholic school to watch that..  

Now the lesbians on the forum may kick my ass for that remark, but that's ok too..

[Shiranu]

Fucking Youir, ruining everyone's lives. What a dick.

:P