American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex

Started by Shiranu, March 30, 2019, 11:12:55 PM

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Mr.Obvious

Quote from: Baruch on May 22, 2019, 07:13:36 AM
Become a Mormon.  Move to Utah.  Their alcohol laws are ... strange.

Why would I do that?

She doesn't have a sister I also want to marry. :p
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Baruch

Quote from: Mr.Obvious on May 22, 2019, 07:17:37 AM
Why would I do that?

She doesn't have a sister I also want to marry. :p

You just don't want to wear the magic underware.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

Quote from: Baruch on May 22, 2019, 07:15:16 AM
Blame Heisenberg that you can't accurately get the position and velocity of beer just right, to take a swig ;-)

I know about Heisenberg.  His example was a NEGATION of the idea of what most people think they understand of his thought-experiment.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on May 22, 2019, 07:22:19 AM
I know about Heisenberg.  His example was a NEGATION of the idea of what most people think they understand of his thought-experiment.

Heisenberg worked with Bohr, and Bohr had a physics institute gifted to him by a Danish brewer.  The joke is deeper ...
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

I see that Heisenberg's idea will never be properly understood...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on May 26, 2019, 02:59:00 AM
I see that Heisenberg's idea will never be properly understood...

Are you blind? ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!