Author Topic: Christ Speaking Today  (Read 164 times)

Offline Baruch

Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2019, 08:06:20 PM »
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I'll let God sort out their laundry problems - if they don't use Tide, it's not my fault! :-P

Heresy burns.  What does atheism get you?  Tide will be useless in eternity.
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Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2019, 08:08:20 PM »
Tide goes in, Tide goes out - you can't explain that! :-P
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Ecclesiastes 10:16

Offline Baruch

Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2019, 08:17:45 PM »
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Tide goes in, Tide goes out - you can't explain that! :-P

Choose a different detergent then ;-)
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luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
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Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2019, 09:24:30 PM »
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Jesus has perfected his magnificence in the occasional imagery in a piece of toast.

Here it is:



Why doesn't Jesus cut out all this nonsense, and let us all see him on the Tonight Show?

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Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2019, 09:31:45 PM »
This is what I liked about the greek gods, they were powerful and governed peoples lives, but they were completely flawed and as petty as any mortal, so they are more grounded concepts then any all powerful entity like the christian or islamic god. You can't claim to be all knowing and yet know little, all powerful but limited in what you do.

Offline Baruch

Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2019, 02:36:44 AM »
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Here it is:



Why doesn't Jesus cut out all this nonsense, and let us all see him on the Tonight Show?

My regular toast isn't as interesting, but it has more revelation in it than most of the Bible.
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luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
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Offline Baruch

Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2019, 02:37:38 AM »
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This is what I liked about the greek gods, they were powerful and governed peoples lives, but they were completely flawed and as petty as any mortal, so they are more grounded concepts then any all powerful entity like the christian or islamic god. You can't claim to be all knowing and yet know little, all powerful but limited in what you do.

The first monotheist was Pharaoh Akhenaton .. and he was mad as a hatter.
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luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
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Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2019, 02:10:42 PM »
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Right now, it is mostly Ultra-Orthodox Jews who are objecting on religious grounds.  You have the usual solution ... gas them.

Dude, WTF?
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2019, 05:02:56 PM »
I'd rather meet Napoleon..... he's a lot more interesting.
The Christian church, in its attitude toward science, shows the mind of a more or less enlightened man of the Thirteenth Century. It no longer believes that the earth is flat, but it is still convinced that prayer can cure after medicine fails.

-- H. L. Mencken

Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2019, 05:11:31 PM »
Interesting, yeah, but he had a Napoleonic complex...
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Ecclesiastes 10:16

Offline Baruch

Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2019, 10:22:39 PM »
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Dude, WTF?

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Cough, cough ... I don't agree with the Ultra-Orthodox Jews in this case.
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luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
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Offline Baruch

Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2019, 10:28:11 PM »
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I'd rather meet Napoleon..... he's a lot more interesting.

Funny you should say so.  Met him too.  Different dream, a decade or more ago.  More eidetic.  More reincarnational.

There I was in Paris, circa 1800 (I don't usually have time travel dreams).  Chasing the mademoiselles.  Next thing I know, I am at a wine & cheese party.  The wine is in a back pantry room, serve yourself.  So I go back there, and while I am pouring myself a unremarkable sauterne, I am followed up by Napoleon himself.  No mistaking him for someone else.  He asked me how the wine was in French.  I responded in French, that it wasn't much to write home about.  End of dream.  What was interesting was, I didn't know any French at the time, and I knew what both of us were saying.

Since then, I have studied French.  If I meet him again, I hope we can have a longer chat.

Vivid dreams are my primary paranormal experiences.  Not the only ones, but the most interesting ones.
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luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
May you be well, may you be healthy

Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #27 on: Today at 01:38:22 AM »
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Cough, cough ... I don't agree with the Ultra-Orthodox Jews in this case.

I was referring to the Holocaust joke.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Offline Baruch

Re: Christ Speaking Today
« Reply #28 on: Today at 02:08:06 AM »
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I was referring to the Holocaust joke.

I fart in your general direction ... that kind of gas?
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luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
May you be well, may you be healthy

 

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