Donald Trump: Golf Cheat

Baruch · April 14, 2019, 05:22:16 AM

Quote from: Cavebear on April 14, 2019, 05:21:08 AM
The volume trick only works in proximity. Seen Kim Jong-un anywhere near a US speaker system lately?

It worked with the US embassy in Havana.

Cavebear · April 14, 2019, 05:42:01 AM

Quote from: Baruch on April 14, 2019, 05:22:16 AM
It worked with the US embassy in Havana.

That was M/Vs... Are you thinking of Ortega in Nicaragua?

Baruch · April 14, 2019, 05:48:14 AM

Quote from: Cavebear on April 14, 2019, 05:42:01 AM
That was M/Vs... Are you thinking of Ortega in Nicaragua?

The original idea, was US forces in Panama vs Noriega, trying to force him out of hiding.

Cavebear · April 14, 2019, 07:11:06 AM

Quote from: Baruch on April 14, 2019, 05:48:14 AM
The original idea, was US forces in Panama vs Noriega, trying to force him out of hiding.

Panama. Oops...

ferdmonger · April 18, 2019, 09:13:02 PM

My local course opens Wednesday.

I hear Kim Jong-un will not be joining us.

Thank god, I hate golfing with guys that can shoot an 18.

Unbeliever · April 19, 2019, 01:29:48 PM

Quote from: Cavebear on April 14, 2019, 02:24:26 AM
If you are Trump, honesty is not really important. It is how you are viewed by others and I don't mean people who know the reality of him but the impression he gives. I bet Trump is deciding how he can beat Kim Jong-un's claim of 11 holes-in-one in a single round.

And trust me, Trump is really thinking about it.

Actually, he's probably got Stephen Miller thinking about it for him.

Unbeliever · April 19, 2019, 01:34:56 PM

Quote from: ferdmonger on April 18, 2019, 09:13:02 PM
My local course opens Wednesday.

I hear Kim Jong-un will not be joining us.

Thank god, I hate golfing with guys that can shoot an 18.

I wonder what KJU's handicap is? Maybe it's below 1! With Trump claiming 2.8, and Jack Nicklaus having had a 3.4, that put's him in the all-time best category.

;-P

_Xenu_ · April 19, 2019, 02:48:34 PM

Quote from: ferdmonger on April 18, 2019, 09:13:02 PM
My local course opens Wednesday.

I hear Kim Jong-un will not be joining us.

Thank god, I hate golfing with guys that can shoot an 18.

Maybe these two can settle their differences with a game of golf. A warning to Kim though...

Donald Trump the golf cheat cheats at golf.

trdsf · April 23, 2019, 11:10:37 PM

Quote from: Unbeliever on April 19, 2019, 01:34:56 PM
I wonder what KJU's handicap is? Maybe it's below 1! With Trump claiming 2.8, and Jack Nicklaus having had a 3.4, that put's him in the all-time best category.

;-P

Well, at his peak (2000), Tiger's handicap was calculated at +10 -- as in, he gives you ten strokes before anyone swings a club. Today it's a much more sedate +6.

My handicap is that I still think I can play. ;)

Cavebear · April 27, 2019, 05:25:08 AM

Quote from: trdsf on April 23, 2019, 11:10:37 PM
Well, at his peak (2000), Tiger's handicap was calculated at +10 -- as in, he gives you ten strokes before anyone swings a club. Today it's a much more sedate +6.

My handicap is that I still think I can play. ;)

My handicap is that I HAVEN'T played in 15 years and imagine I still could...

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