American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex

Started by Shiranu, March 30, 2019, 11:12:55 PM

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Unbeliever




https://www.livescience.com/32261-do-plants-have-sex.html

Most people just cut off the reproductive organs of plants, and put them on, say, the dinner table, or their lapel.
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Baruch

Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever



QuoteIn his editorial New Rule, Bill applauds young Americans for helping the planet by having less sex and fewer babies.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_2v7tTadFM
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Cavebear

Quote from: Baruch on April 13, 2019, 12:53:48 PM
"Lonely Millennials Are Becoming Friends With Houseplants" ... "she" can't charge you with date-rape, or take all you have in a divorce settlement.  So yes, a rhododendron is better than a girl friend ;-0

It is safe to have a few cats.  They don't argue about dinner, they  don't pay attention to what you watch on the TV, and they sit on your lap quietly purring...

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Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on April 14, 2019, 01:05:32 AM
It is safe to have a few cats.  They don't argue about dinner, they  don't pay attention to what you watch on the TV, and they sit on your lap quietly purring...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuhLRzP2-0Y

Unsuccessful men, particularly straight men, is a major cause of violence.
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aitm

To the OP point....being married for 38 years....being part of the % was never my plan but it apparently was the wife's.
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Baruch

Quote from: aitm on April 14, 2019, 03:06:56 PM
To the OP point....being married for 38 years....being part of the % was never my plan but it apparently was the wife's.

Communication solves all problems ;-)  Unfortunately we can't communicate to our future selves to tell them to forget about the relationship ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Mermaid

Quote from: Baruch on April 13, 2019, 12:53:48 PM
"Lonely Millennials Are Becoming Friends With Houseplants" ... "she" can't charge you with date-rape, or take all you have in a divorce settlement.  So yes, a rhododendron is better than a girl friend ;-0
Yeah, especially if you can't rape a houseplant.

You say the worst things.
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Mr.Obvious

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- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

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Baruch

Quote from: Mermaid on April 17, 2019, 12:30:01 PM
Yeah, especially if you can't rape a houseplant.

You say the worst things.

All gardeners are rapists.  #believe ivy
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Mr.Obvious

Quote from: Baruch on April 17, 2019, 06:32:19 PM
Don't try this at home, with poison ivy ;-0

Well, it didn't say 'no', exactly.

But I can assure you that neither I nor the cactus found any sexual gratification in the matter.

So, progress? I guess?
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Unbeliever

Quote from: Baruch on April 17, 2019, 06:32:19 PM
Don't try this at home, with poison ivy ;-0

Here's a guy that tried it with stinging nettles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnBEYmbjdic


Yeah, that hurts just thinking about it!


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Unbeliever

Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 17, 2019, 07:09:46 PM
Well, it didn't say 'no', exactly.

But I can assure you that neither I nor the cactus found any sexual gratification in the matter.

So, progress? I guess?

How can you be so sure that the cactus didn't have a really good time of it?
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