Author Topic: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex  (Read 1932 times)

Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2019, 01:15:35 PM »



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Most people just cut off the reproductive organs of plants, and put them on, say, the dinner table, or their lapel.
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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2019, 02:28:37 PM »
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Most people just cut off the reproductive organs of plants, and put them on, say, the dinner table, or their lapel.

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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2019, 04:30:22 PM »


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In his editorial New Rule, Bill applauds young Americans for helping the planet by having less sex and fewer babies.


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"Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is a child,"
Ecclesiastes 10:16
Or: Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is batshit crazy.

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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2019, 01:05:32 AM »
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"Lonely Millennials Are Becoming Friends With Houseplants" ... "she" can't charge you with date-rape, or take all you have in a divorce settlement.  So yes, a rhododendron is better than a girl friend ;-0

It is safe to have a few cats.  They don't argue about dinner, they  don't pay attention to what you watch on the TV, and they sit on your lap quietly purring...

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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2019, 02:38:16 PM »
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It is safe to have a few cats.  They don't argue about dinner, they  don't pay attention to what you watch on the TV, and they sit on your lap quietly purring...

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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2019, 03:06:56 PM »
To the OP point....being married for 38 years....being part of the % was never my plan but it apparently was the wife's.
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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2019, 07:51:07 PM »
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To the OP point....being married for 38 years....being part of the % was never my plan but it apparently was the wife's.

Communication solves all problems ;-)  Unfortunately we can't communicate to our future selves to tell them to forget about the relationship ;-)
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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2019, 09:50:07 AM »
What men were like, and still should be ...

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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2019, 12:30:01 PM »
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"Lonely Millennials Are Becoming Friends With Houseplants" ... "she" can't charge you with date-rape, or take all you have in a divorce settlement.  So yes, a rhododendron is better than a girl friend ;-0
Yeah, especially if you can't rape a houseplant.

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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2019, 01:49:42 PM »
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you can't rape a houseplant.

Challenge accepted
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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2019, 06:31:41 PM »
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Yeah, especially if you can't rape a houseplant.

You say the worst things.

All gardeners are rapists.  #believe ivy
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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2019, 06:32:19 PM »
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Challenge accepted

Don't try this at home, with poison ivy ;-0
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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2019, 07:09:46 PM »
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Don't try this at home, with poison ivy ;-0

Well, it didn't say 'no', exactly.

But I can assure you that neither I nor the cactus found any sexual gratification in the matter.

So, progress? I guess?
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Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2019, 07:56:44 PM »
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Don't try this at home, with poison ivy ;-0

Here's a guy that tried it with stinging nettles:

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Yeah, that hurts just thinking about it!


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"Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is a child,"
Ecclesiastes 10:16
Or: Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is batshit crazy.

Re: American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex
« Reply #44 on: April 17, 2019, 07:57:45 PM »
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Well, it didn't say 'no', exactly.

But I can assure you that neither I nor the cactus found any sexual gratification in the matter.

So, progress? I guess?

How can you be so sure that the cactus didn't have a really good time of it?
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"Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is a child,"
Ecclesiastes 10:16
Or: Woe to thee, O land, when thy king is batshit crazy.

 

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