American Men Having Record Low Amounts of Sex

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Baruch

#45
April 17, 2019, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 17, 2019, 07:57:45 PM
How can you be so sure that the cactus didn't have a really good time of it?

Any time you make out with a cactus, you must be the bottom, because the cactus is the "prick".
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Hijiri Byakuren

#46
April 18, 2019, 06:34:18 PM
I think it's because more and more men are realizing that masturbation is a valid sexual outlet, and that you don't have to get your rocks off by trying to get into every woman's pants.
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Baruch

#47
April 18, 2019, 07:41:29 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on April 18, 2019, 06:34:18 PM
I think it's because more and more men are realizing that masturbation is a valid sexual outlet, and that you don't have to get your rocks off by trying to get into every woman's pants.

Men should have figured this out, and the propagation of STD, millennia ago.  Just use soap on your hand first.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Mr.Obvious

#48
April 22, 2019, 03:05:26 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 17, 2019, 07:57:45 PM
How can you be so sure that the cactus didn't have a really good time of it?

Well, now I just feel used.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

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Unbeliever

#49
April 22, 2019, 01:24:18 PM
Maybe you can sue the cactus for inappropriate hanky-panky.
God Not Found
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Baruch

#50
April 22, 2019, 01:39:10 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 22, 2019, 01:24:18 PM
Maybe you can sue the cactus for inappropriate hanky-panky.

#Believespines.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Minimalist

#51
April 23, 2019, 12:07:53 AM
Hey, look at the Dickhead in Chief humping the flag.

The Christian church, in its attitude toward science, shows the mind of a more or less enlightened man of the Thirteenth Century. It no longer believes that the earth is flat, but it is still convinced that prayer can cure after medicine fails.

-- H. L. Mencken

Shiranu

#52
April 23, 2019, 12:52:11 AM
To be honest, the horrifying image of Trump trying to get intimate with the flag is perhaps one of the greatest contraceptives ever invented by man. It might even be more effective than castration.
"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur

drunkenshoe

#53
April 23, 2019, 06:38:54 AM
LOOOL He is humping the American flag.
"science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. ıt is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check, thus avoiding the human tendency to believe whatever makes us feel good." - tp

Unbeliever

#54
April 23, 2019, 01:14:26 PM
So Trump finally learned to have safe sex?
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Mr.Obvious

#55
April 23, 2019, 01:35:04 PM
He got flagged.
"If we have to go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, requesting 69.

Atheist Mantis does not pray.

Unbeliever

#56
April 24, 2019, 01:30:45 PM
Trump's presidency is flagging.
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Cavebear

#57
May 10, 2019, 02:20:37 AM
Quote from: Baruch on April 18, 2019, 07:41:29 PM
Men should have figured this out, and the propagation of STD, millennia ago.  Just use soap on your hand first.

What will happen when science allows women to have children without male involvement?  Oh wait, that's already happening...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Baruch

#58
May 10, 2019, 04:29:56 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on May 10, 2019, 02:20:37 AM
What will happen when science allows women to have children without male involvement?  Oh wait, that's already happening...

No more alimony ;-)  Let the women go f**k themselves.  This doesn't require baby making.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

#59
May 10, 2019, 05:46:04 AM
Quote from: Baruch on May 10, 2019, 04:29:56 AM
No more alimony ;-)  Let the women go f**k themselves.  This doesn't require baby making.

I think you miss the point.  The main value men have to women is protection against other men and the XY to their XX.  See 'The Female Man' by Joanna Russ.
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