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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2019, 04:20:44 PM »
The Republicans want to be the party of hell scare.
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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2019, 06:14:56 PM »
The Republicans want to be the party of hell scare.

They already tried "Scared Straight" ... the gays laughed.
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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2019, 01:23:12 PM »
Ahhh Republican Party... The American Taliban.  (Dawkins- the God Delusion)

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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2019, 02:02:31 PM »
Ahhh Republican Party... The American Taliban.  (Dawkins- the God Delusion)

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urm, hey.

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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2019, 02:14:45 PM »
New to this forum... I deleted my FB account but missed my heathen friends so was pleased to see this group!

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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2019, 02:16:18 PM »
New to this forum... I deleted my FB account but missed my heathen friends so was pleased to see this group!

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Then whence cometh evil?
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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2019, 02:24:33 PM »
Yeah, enquiring minds want to know! ;-)
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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2019, 02:26:05 PM »
I aesthetically prefer bodybuilder jesus.



That's one Jesus I bet can get you on your knees.
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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #38 on: May 31, 2019, 07:16:50 AM »
That's one Jesus I bet can get you on your knees.

I have to admit...  That is pretty creative.  At least I'VE never seen that one before.  Not that is the least bit real (no one can even prove there WAS a  real "Jesus on the cross".  But I admire creativity.
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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #39 on: May 31, 2019, 10:26:33 PM »
I have to admit...  That is pretty creative.  At least I'VE never seen that one before.  Not that is the least bit real (no one can even prove there WAS a  real "Jesus on the cross".  But I admire creativity.

There were never crucified Jews … that is just an P of the Elders of Zion propaganda.
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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2019, 09:42:47 AM »
There were never crucified Jews … that is just an P of the Elders of Zion propaganda.

For details, you can see the wikipedia artivle,

Answers.com says "Crucifixion has been used by several civilizations as a form of capital punishment. An exact number is hard to give based on the historical records. The Romans killed at least 10,000 in this way and probably many thousands more. It was used on enemies of the state as a humiliation."  Ethnic and religious identities are not specified.
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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #41 on: June 04, 2019, 01:34:23 PM »
The Romans would not have crucified the two thieves with Jesus, because they reserved that particular method for political crimes, and unless they stole from a Roman high mucky-muck, they'd have simply cut off their hands, or whatever.
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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #42 on: June 04, 2019, 01:43:51 PM »

EVERYTHING you know about Jesus' death is wrong – He wasn't even crucified


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New book Crucifixion’s a Doddle by Julian Doyle, uses ancient texts, religious artworks and the Bible itself to refute some of the most common-held beliefs about the death of Jesus.
Doyle's research questions the popular image of the immense wooden cross when there were so few trees in Judea. He points out that the Romans executed criminals by impaling them, while Jewish law preferred stoning them. And why were there no images of the cross for almost four centuries after Jesus' death?
After the attempt to crucify the Monty Python team for their film Life of Brian it became clear to Doyle, the film’s editor, that something was seriously wrong with everything we think we know and he began to investigate.

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/books/730997/Jesus-Christ-crucifixion-Bible-story-wrong-Julian-Doyle-book
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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #43 on: June 04, 2019, 02:48:09 PM »
The Romans would not have crucified the two thieves with Jesus, because they reserved that particular method for political crimes, and unless they stole from a Roman high mucky-muck, they'd have simply cut off their hands, or whatever.

In the implied story, they are political convicts, same as Jesus.  One modest, the other immodest.  The terrorist who is modest, is forgiven.  Judas Iscariot was one of the terrorists, as was Simon the Zealot.  The average Jew considered these guys the same as ISIS today.
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Re: GOP Jesus
« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2019, 03:33:56 PM »
This guy is a real piece of work:







Quote from: A.A. Allen,  to Marjoe Gortner, quoted in James A Haught, Covering the Bible Belt II: A Freethinker’s Testimony
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