GOP Jesus

[_Xenu_]

[Unbeliever]

[Baruch]

Prof Wolff is a real Marxist.  Not these namby-pambies we have now.

[PopeyesPappy]

Fox News Jesus

[Baruch]

Except that Jesus was Jewish, not Christian.  So it was anti-semitic action, not just an internal Jewish political matter.

Sorry, I have never heard of any hippie who contributed anything beyond drug addiction and STD.

[Mike Cl]

Except that Jesus was Jewish, not Christian.  So it was anti-semitic action, not just an internal Jewish political matter.

Sorry, I have never heard of any hippie who contributed anything beyond drug addiction and STD.

Bugs Bunny was Jewish.  Jesus was a fiction.

[Baruch]

Bugs Bunny was Jewish.  Jesus was a fiction.

No True Hippies?  Maybe they were just a fiction of the Nixon MSM?

[Hydra009]

"And I say unto thee, render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's only if it does not in some indirect way fund abortion or science you disapprove of or in some way benefit the poor and needy, who will only use it for drugs.  (Cause that's how Samaritans are, though some I assume are good people)  Give to me, instead.  In time, my wealthy shall impress Caesar and he will consult me in weekly calls, allowing me to shape Roman policy with neither responsibility nor accountability.  Amen."

[Hydra009]

Jesus entered the marketplace and sat beside the money-changers.  He said, "Blessed be the elite, for they are the job creators!"

He then looked at the treasury where many rich people put in large sums.  A poor widow came up and put in two copper coins.  Agitated, Jesus shouted, "Why do you only have two copper coins?!  Where is your wealth?  My friend here - this guy can take a straw, dump it into the ground, and oil pours out.  His hard work and ingenuity has earned him great sums of wealth.  Where is your hard work?"  The widow stood there, ashamed.  Jesus admonished her again, "You should be inspired by this man to work hard and pull yourself up by the loose threads of your tunic.  No matter.  Depart from me, ye that work infrequently."

After the widow departed, Jesus grabbed large handfuls of coins from the treasury and said unto the money-changers.  "Rejoice and be glad, for those whose wealth is great, so too is their reward in heaven!"

[Cavebear]

Bugs Bunny was Jewish.  Jesus was a fiction.

Yeah, the way he pronounced "Albuquerque" was a dead give-away.  And those carrots - SO symbolic... And always trying to undercut that WASP Fudd.  Man, it couldn't have been more obvious. 

[Baruch]

Yeah, the way he pronounced "Albuquerque" was a dead give-away.  And those carrots - SO symbolic... And always trying to undercut that WASP Fudd.  Man, it couldn't have been more obvious.

Are you dissing NYC residents?

"According to Mel Blanc, the character's original voice actor, Bugs Bunny has a Flatbush accent, an equal blend of the Bronx and Brooklyn dialects (of the new york accent)."

All New Englanders are witch burners ... then and now, just have a new target of their hate.  Is that fair?  Thought not.

[Cavebear]

Are you dissing NYC residents?

"According to Mel Blanc, the character's original voice actor, Bugs Bunny has a Flatbush accent, an equal blend of the Bronx and Brooklyn dialects (of the new york accent)."

All New Englanders are witch burners ... then and now, just have a new target of their hate.  Is that fair?  Thought not.

Don't all Jews live in NYC and Montgomery County MD?

[Baruch]

Don't all Jews live in NYC and Montgomery County MD?

Only in the fevered imaginations of anti-semites ;-(  Just because many NYC residents claim to be Jewish, doesn' make it so, also doesn't make them ALL Jewish.  But I supposed, back in the day, with Vaudeville dominated by Jewish talent, it might seem a wiseacre like Bugs could be Jewish ;-)  He certainly outsmarted all his opponents.  Are New Englanders Popeye in comparison?

[Minimalist]

[Unbeliever]

Pennsylvania State Rep. Stephanie Borowicz went full Jesus this week in an attempt to one-up an entering Muslim

That woman no more believes in Jesus than I do. If she did, she wouldn't be praying in public, according to what Jesus said in Matthew 6:5-7:

"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking."