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Mr.Obvious · March 04, 2019, 04:10:56 PM

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 27, 2019, 04:53:17 PM
Well, yeah, Trump is at least entertaining! Clinton would've been boring as hell - but I'd settle for boring. I liked it best when politics was boring.

Heh. "May you live in interesting times", huh?

Unbeliever · March 04, 2019, 04:23:18 PM

Yeah, I used to wonder why that was considered a curse - but now I know.

Baruch · March 04, 2019, 07:13:17 PM

Quote from: Unbeliever on March 04, 2019, 04:23:18 PM
Yeah, I used to wonder why that was considered a curse - but now I know.

You may now take a free fortune cookie!

Cavebear · March 07, 2019, 10:42:49 AM

Quote from: Baruch on March 04, 2019, 12:37:42 PM
You are on COM 3.0 now? (Crochety Old Man)

No.

Baruch · March 07, 2019, 12:45:31 PM

Quote from: Cavebear on March 07, 2019, 10:42:49 AM
No.

If you are still at COM 1.0, you need to upgrade ;-)

Cavebear · March 14, 2019, 04:00:59 AM

Quote from: Baruch on March 07, 2019, 12:45:31 PM
If you are still at COM 1.0, you need to upgrade ;-)

COM 1.0 is suitable to my needs. As is my "dumb" cordless phone, my desktop mac, and my non-internet appliances. I do not need those.

Baruch · March 14, 2019, 07:09:57 PM

Quote from: Cavebear on March 14, 2019, 04:00:59 AM
COM 1.0 is suitable to my needs. As is my "dumb" cordless phone, my desktop mac, and my non-internet appliances. I do not need those.

Don't you want the CIA to check if your cottage cheese has spoiled?

Unbeliever · March 14, 2019, 07:20:17 PM

Cottage cheese can't spoil - the more rotten it is, the better!

Actually, I can't stand the stuff even when it's not spoiled.

Baruch · March 14, 2019, 07:23:36 PM

Quote from: Unbeliever on March 14, 2019, 07:20:17 PM
Cottage cheese can't spoil - the more rotten it is, the better!

Actually, I can't stand the stuff even when it's not spoiled.

Too bad, more for me. Use cottage cheese in place of yogurt or chip dip. Potato chips in cottage cheese is particularly yummy.

Cavebear · March 17, 2019, 12:20:14 AM

Quote from: Unbeliever on March 14, 2019, 07:20:17 PM
Cottage cheese can't spoil - the more rotten it is, the better!
Actually, I can't stand the stuff even when it's not spoiled.

It is spoiled to begin with... Like coffee and fish (cooked or reheated).

Baruch · March 17, 2019, 06:06:50 AM

Quote from: Cavebear on March 17, 2019, 12:20:14 AM
It is spoiled to begin with... Like coffee and fish (cooked or reheated).

The fish rots from the head down, just like politics ;-)

Cavebear · March 17, 2019, 06:18:29 AM

Quote from: Baruch on March 17, 2019, 06:06:50 AM
The fish rots from the head down, just like politics ;-)

A spoiled fish smells as bad from the head down as from the anus up.

Baruch · March 17, 2019, 06:19:51 AM

Quote from: Cavebear on March 17, 2019, 06:18:29 AM
A spoiled fish smells as bad from the head down as from the anus up.

Rotten fish are best used to fertilize rose bushes. That is why I think US political enemies should be buried in the Rose Garden at the WH ;-)

Cavebear · March 17, 2019, 06:36:13 AM

Quote from: Baruch on March 17, 2019, 06:19:51 AM
Rotten fish are best used to fertilize rose bushes. That is why I think US political enemies should be buried in the Rose Garden at the WH ;-)

Actually, rose bushes thrive on a balance of 3-4-3 Nitrogen, Phosphorus, and Potassium (NPK). It's corn that (being a grass) loves mostly Nitrogen like rotting fish. Never argue about fertilizer with a gardener....

Baruch · March 17, 2019, 07:01:00 AM

Quote from: Cavebear on March 17, 2019, 06:36:13 AM
Actually, rose bushes thrive on a balance of 3-4-3 Nitrogen, Phosphorus, and Potassium (NPK). It's corn that (being a grass) loves mostly Nitrogen like rotting fish. Never argue about fertilizer with a gardener....

I guess my dad was wrong ... in which case, I have to reflexively hate you ;-) Do you like roses? Bulbs always seemed more practical, if one was going to plant perennials.

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