Author Topic: New Roomba  (Read 1026 times)

Offline PopeyesPappy

New Roomba
« on: February 18, 2019, 11:49:14 AM »
We just got a new Roomba vacuum. I got tired of replacing the batteries in the 20 year old one. The new models are WiFi connected, and you can name them. We have named our's Grumbs.

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Re: New Roomba
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2019, 01:44:47 PM »
If you'd just invest in some cockroaches you wouldn't have to worry about the crumbs staying around for a long time. They go pretty quickly if you let the roaches get to them every night.
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Offline Baruch

Re: New Roomba
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2019, 04:44:54 PM »
If you'd just invest in some cockroaches you wouldn't have to worry about the crumbs staying around for a long time. They go pretty quickly if you let the roaches get to them every night.

I tried that.  The cockroaches are slobs too ;-)
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Táadoo ánít’iní.
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Re: New Roomba
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2019, 05:04:12 PM »
Yeah, you have to provide them with their own little privy.
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Offline Baruch

Re: New Roomba
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2019, 05:12:19 PM »
Yeah, you have to provide them with their own little privy.

They don't get their own privy counselor unless they are a monarchy ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Re: New Roomba
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2019, 06:43:47 PM »
I think cats invented roombas so they'd have something to ride:


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Offline aitm

Re: New Roomba
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2019, 07:35:06 PM »
 I have two. Love em.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: New Roomba
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2019, 10:28:38 AM »
I have two. Love em.

I have one.  The house is entirely too clutterred for it to be of any use, but I just found it.  You can ignore it if you want.

But I like the commercial with the cat riding on a Roomba past its food bowl and meowing sadly when it doesn't stop there...  I feel sorry for the cat.
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Offline Baruch

Re: New Roomba
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2019, 12:51:51 PM »
I don't have one.  But agree with Cavebear.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ ła’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.