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Started by Mr.Obvious, February 15, 2019, 04:10:20 PM

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Cavebear

News Report:  'Saturday Night Live' is ending all attempts to parody President Trump.  "We just can't match the nonsense anymore" said one SNL participant.  "He says stuff we can't even dream up after MJ eatables"...

In a personal discussion after the news release, one long-standing master of parody admitted "I can't make more fun of him than he does himself.  He has ruined my gig...".

After a few Bourbon Sours, he said: "How does he come UP with this stuff?  I can't beat this guy".

Your reporter, On The Scene...
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God Not Found
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Cavebear

Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on February 19, 2019, 03:18:48 PM
News Report:  'Saturday Night Live' is ending all attempts to parody President Trump.  "We just can't match the nonsense anymore" said one SNL participant.  "He says stuff we can't even dream up after MJ eatables"...

In a personal discussion after the news release, one long-standing master of parody admitted "I can't make more fun of him than he does himself.  He has ruined my gig...".

After a few Bourbon Sours, he said: "How does he come UP with this stuff?  I can't beat this guy".

Your reporter, On The Scene...

The Onion was a CIA false flag.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

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Quote from: drunkenshoe on February 15, 2019, 07:37:08 PM
Really? How? And again... how?

Pakistani nukes?  Usually in diplomatic cargo.  It has immunity.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 15, 2019, 08:12:21 PM
They mostly live in pesticide/fertilizer country.

Without that, y'all beta boys would starve.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Draconic Aiur

Won't jew shut up with all those repetitive posts. We know jew emo.

Baruch

Quote from: Draconic Aiur on February 20, 2019, 03:45:03 AM
Won't jew shut up with all those repetitive posts. We know jew emo.

The minor commentary and occasional wit?

See, some of you have like ... automatic cell phone notifications ... I don't.  If you do, that is your own tech-cross-to-bear.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Draconic Aiur

Quote from: Baruch on February 20, 2019, 07:13:52 AM
The minor commentary and occasional wit?

See, some of you have like ... automatic cell phone notifications ... I don't.  If you do, that is your own tech-cross-to-bear.

perhaps...

Baruch

If you get the brain chip notification installed, I can ring your chimes at will ... bwahaha.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

Quote from: Draconic Aiur on February 20, 2019, 03:45:03 AM
Won't jew shut up with all those repetitive posts. We know jew emo.

That was ENTIRELY inappropriate!  Do not do that again...  And I haven't even read any of the replies, so this is all me...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Draconic Aiur

Quote from: Cavebear on February 22, 2019, 09:19:11 AM
That was ENTIRELY inappropriate!  Do not do that again...  And I haven't even read any of the replies, so this is all me...

It was suppose to be a big middle finger response

Cavebear

Quote from: Draconic Aiur on February 22, 2019, 05:55:24 PM
It was suppose to be a big middle finger response

Hmmm, explain further...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Draconic Aiur

Quote from: Cavebear on February 22, 2019, 06:02:46 PM
Hmmm, explain further...

Baruch being a dick and very stereotypical ethnicity. Not my best response but it was out of anger.

Baruch

Quote from: Draconic Aiur on February 22, 2019, 05:55:24 PM
It was suppose to be a big middle finger response

His dick doth complain too much.  I bet yours is like Trump's hands ...
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.