Author Topic: Wall of emergency  (Read 1617 times)

Offline Cavebear

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2019, 03:18:48 PM »
News Report:  'Saturday Night Live' is ending all attempts to parody President Trump.  "We just can't match the nonsense anymore" said one SNL participant.  "He says stuff we can't even dream up after MJ eatables"...

In a personal discussion after the news release, one long-standing master of parody admitted "I can't make more fun of him than he does himself.  He has ruined my gig...".

After a few Bourbon Sours, he said: "How does he come UP with this stuff?  I can't beat this guy".

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Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2019, 03:23:27 PM »
Well, we still have Our Cartoon President!


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Offline Cavebear

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2019, 03:29:02 PM »
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Offline Baruch

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2019, 04:49:56 PM »
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News Report:  'Saturday Night Live' is ending all attempts to parody President Trump.  "We just can't match the nonsense anymore" said one SNL participant.  "He says stuff we can't even dream up after MJ eatables"...

In a personal discussion after the news release, one long-standing master of parody admitted "I can't make more fun of him than he does himself.  He has ruined my gig...".

After a few Bourbon Sours, he said: "How does he come UP with this stuff?  I can't beat this guy".

Your reporter, On The Scene...

The Onion was a CIA false flag.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2019, 04:50:46 PM »
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Really? How? And again... how?

Pakistani nukes?  Usually in diplomatic cargo.  It has immunity.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2019, 04:51:33 PM »
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They mostly live in pesticide/fertilizer country.

Without that, y'all beta boys would starve.
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Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2019, 03:45:03 AM »
Won't jew shut up with all those repetitive posts. We know jew emo.

Offline Baruch

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2019, 07:13:52 AM »
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Won't jew shut up with all those repetitive posts. We know jew emo.

The minor commentary and occasional wit?

See, some of you have like ... automatic cell phone notifications ... I don't.  If you do, that is your own tech-cross-to-bear.
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Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2019, 09:29:18 AM »
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The minor commentary and occasional wit?

See, some of you have like ... automatic cell phone notifications ... I don't.  If you do, that is your own tech-cross-to-bear.

perhaps...

Offline Baruch

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2019, 12:32:52 PM »
If you get the brain chip notification installed, I can ring your chimes at will ... bwahaha.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #40 on: February 22, 2019, 09:19:11 AM »
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Won't jew shut up with all those repetitive posts. We know jew emo.

That was ENTIRELY inappropriate!  Do not do that again...  And I haven't even read any of the replies, so this is all me...
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Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2019, 05:55:24 PM »
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That was ENTIRELY inappropriate!  Do not do that again...  And I haven't even read any of the replies, so this is all me...

It was suppose to be a big middle finger response

Offline Cavebear

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #42 on: February 22, 2019, 06:02:46 PM »
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It was suppose to be a big middle finger response

Hmmm, explain further...
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Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #43 on: February 22, 2019, 06:32:30 PM »
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Hmmm, explain further...

Baruch being a dick and very stereotypical ethnicity. Not my best response but it was out of anger.

Offline Baruch

Re: Wall of emergency
« Reply #44 on: February 22, 2019, 07:07:00 PM »
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It was suppose to be a big middle finger response

His dick doth complain too much.  I bet yours is like Trump's hands ...
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