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Offline pr126

Did Muhammad suck?
« on: February 13, 2019, 01:30:25 AM »
Why Muhammad Sucked on the Tongues of Little Boys?

The pervert prophet.

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In the hadith, we read about Muhammad sucking on the tongues of little boys, and about Muhammad having little boys suck on his tongue. For instance, in Musnad Ahmad 16245, we read:

"Mua’wiya said: I saw the prophet sucking on the tongue or the lips of Al-Hassan son of Ali, may the prayers of Allah be upon him. For no tongue or lips that the prophet sucked on will be tormented (by hell fire)."

Similarly, in Bukhari's Al-Adab al-Mufrad 1183 we find:

“It is related that Abu Hurayra said, ‘I never saw al-Hasan without my eyes overflowing with tears. That is because the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, went out one day and I found him in the mosque. He took my hand and I went along with him. He did not speak to me until we reached the market of Banu Qaynuqa. He walked around it and looked. Then he left and I left with him until we reached the mosque. He sat down and wrapped himself in his garment. Then he said, “Where is the little one? Call the little one to me.” Hasan came running and jumped into his lap. Then he put his hand in his beard. Then the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, opened his mouth and put his tongue in his mouth. Then he said, “O Allah, I love him, so love him and the one who loves him!”’” (Link to this Hadith: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login)

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Offline Baruch

Re: Did Muhammad suck?
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2019, 03:07:36 AM »
See, Muhammad was a real person, like Moses, because unlike Jesus, he wasn't a paragon of virtue.

On the other hand, aside from Sunni gullibility, the Hadiths aren't particularly reliable, and neither was the Quran (an invention of a later Caliph).
𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎌𐎀𐎍𐎎𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀𐎟𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎁𐎀𐎍𐎉𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀
luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
May you be well, may you be healthy

Offline pr126

Re: Did Muhammad suck?
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2019, 04:45:18 AM »
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See, Muhammad was a real person, like Moses, because unlike Jesus, he wasn't a paragon of virtue.

On the other hand, aside from Sunni gullibility, the Hadiths aren't particularly reliable, and neither was the Quran (an invention of a later Caliph).

Well, there are people questioning whether he was real or invented at a later date for political purposes.

However, those sources were devout Muslim sources.
Why would they write derogatory and incriminatory hadiths of the most revered "super" man of the age?

The Sirat Rasul (Biography of Muhammad) by Ibn Ishaq was written 200 years later and it depicts the prophet as a warlord, torturer,  genocidal maniac, mass murderer, and a looter. Apart from being a sexual predator and child molester. PBUH

I almost forgot. There is a death penalty for insulting the prophet. So watch your step.

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Offline Baruch

Re: Did Muhammad suck?
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2019, 07:45:45 AM »
People in other cultures have different standards.  Some even eat missionaries!
𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎌𐎀𐎍𐎎𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀𐎟𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎁𐎀𐎍𐎉𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀
luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
May you be well, may you be healthy

Offline pr126

Re: Did Muhammad suck?
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2019, 09:30:39 AM »
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People in other cultures have different standards.  Some even eat missionaries!
Just one slight problem with that. Muslims are advised/commanded to emulate the "perfect man".
Those who do, we call them "extremist". Like ISIS, The Taliban, Al Shabab, and the hundreds of different groups of jihadists.

Quran 33:21
Yusuf Ali: Ye have indeed in the Messenger of Allah a beautiful pattern (of conduct) for any one whose hope is in Allah and the Final Day, and who engages much in the Praise of Allah.

That is why we still have child marriages, forced marriages, polygamy, FGM, misogyny, jihad, and other pleasantries done by the "Perfect Man".

But hey, freedom of religion and all that jazz. Who are we to judge?
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Offline Baruch

Re: Did Muhammad suck?
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2019, 01:15:59 PM »
Yes, and all Americans are called to conquer the world, while dressed as Washington or Lincoln.  You didn't read that fine print?  We are British Empire 2.0.
𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎌𐎀𐎍𐎎𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀𐎟𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎁𐎀𐎍𐎉𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀
luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
May you be well, may you be healthy

Offline PickelledEggs

Re: Did Muhammad suck?
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2019, 02:09:05 PM »
Yeah muhhamad sucked
War-monger and a pedo. What else is new?

Offline Baruch

Re: Did Muhammad suck?
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2019, 07:08:21 PM »
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Yeah muhhamad sucked
War-monger and a pedo. What else is new?

Same as Von Steuben at Valley Forge ... he had a young man in his tent, and Washington knew it.  Don't know if the young man counted as under-age or not.  Jefferson preferred to fuck his slaves.
𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎌𐎀𐎍𐎎𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀𐎟𐎍𐎜𐎜𐎟𐎁𐎀𐎍𐎉𐎀𐎀𐎚𐎀
luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
May you be well, may you be healthy

 

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