I had a dream...

[Satt]

I had an interesting dream last night. Overnight I evolved into a indestructible giant. My feet were large enough to easily crush

a large building. After realizing my power, I swam across the ocean to Jerusalem and destroyed the temple mount in a matter of

seconds. Naturally, this enraged the Muslim world, but there was nothing they could do about it. By the time I walked to Mecca,

there were armies waiting for me. They released all the arms they could muster, but it was no use. I walked over them and stomped

on the Kaaba, utterly destroying their silly black cube. When the people of the world realized what was happening and the power I

had attained, they tried to launch a nuke at me. I saw it coming. I plucked it out of the air and flicked it into the Saudi royal

palace where it exploded, killing the entire royal family and many more. After that I announced to the world that war had come to

an end. I would allow people to worship their gods, but from now on, if anyone went to war, I would destroy both sides just to

show how stupid they both were. It only took a short time before the Muslims figured out that if they attacked anyone, I would

destroy their enemies for them at the cost of whatever small army they had mustered. Once I realized their plan, I systematically

detroyed every mosque on the planet, killing every Muslim I could find. Eventually, there were no more Muslims, and the other

religions were smart enough not to screw with me...and there was finally peace.

This was a good dream.  

[Youssuf Ramadan]

Did you look like Bruce Willis in the dream?  

[Satt]

Did you look like Bruce Willis in the dream?  

I don't recall seeing myself in the dream. All I remember is seeing what my foot looked like when it was stomping buildings and people.

[Plu]

So basically you turned into a homocidal maniac but becuase you were busy wiping out innocent muslims and not people of your own faith, it was a good dream?

That's... interesting. Try replacing 'muslims' with 'fellow countrymen' and 'mosque' with 'church', see if it's still a good dream then :/

[pr126]

@ Satt

Your dream is a thought crime. Doubleplus ungood.
Stop it, or you'll end up in room 101.

[StupidWiz]

But... but... it's just a dreaaaaaam~  :-D

[Satt]

So basically you turned into a homocidal maniac but becuase you were busy wiping out innocent muslims and not people of your own faith, it was a good dream?

That's... interesting. Try replacing 'muslims' with 'fellow countrymen' and 'mosque' with 'church', see if it's still a good dream then :/

It was a good dream because I singlehandedly ended war all over the Earth. Yes, I was a "homocidal maniac". Also, even though it was A DREAM, I am sure I would've gladly destoyed my "fellow countrymen" if they were stupid enough to start another war. Also, I no longer consider myself a person who cares about "church" so your point is moot. All religious buildings are breeding centers for violence in my mind.

[Plu]

Well, at least you're consistent about it. Sorry about jumping to conclusions :)

[Mister Agenda]

So you dreamed you were a giant god.

[Jmpty]

I don't think that I have ever dreamed about killing anyone. Hope I never do.

[Satt]

I don't think that I have ever dreamed about killing anyone. Hope I never do.

I have dreamed about killing people ever since I was a child. It only got worse once I got out of the military.

[Solitary]

Now why would anyone trained to kill by the military dream of killing? My problem is I always dream someone is trying to kill me and I can't find my rifle, or I'm at work and can't find my tools. And then this train is coming at me and I'm a miniature man running on the track with it getting closer and closer shining it's light on me and I wake up sweating. Does anyone here have vivid dreams that are almost like reality? Solitary

[aitm]

you guys have interesting dreams, mine are usually involving Jessica Alba and baby oil.....

[viocjit]

:rollin: Your dream is funny , because this is a tragedy (some innocents were died) but in the other hand you stop many wars.

[Cocoa Beware]

Too many vidya games maybe?