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Offline trdsf

Things Religionists Say
« on: January 09, 2019, 10:53:11 AM »
If there's a non-denominational list of dumb things said by religious leaders of any sort, I haven't found it, so I'll start one.

And I'll lead off with Russian Orthodox Patriarch Kiril's pronouncement that You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login... oy.
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Offline SGOS

Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2019, 11:09:38 AM »
Well just look at the guy.  He's too old to get a smart phone, and he probably thinks there's an ap to call the antichrist.  This is why they don't want people to get too smart.  He probably wrote that memo on ruled paper with his pencil.


Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2019, 01:25:24 PM »
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Well just look at the guy.  He's too old to get a smart phone, and he probably thinks there's an ap to call the antichrist.  This is why they don't want people to get too smart.  He probably wrote that memo on ruled paper with his pencil.


Ruled paper???  Didn't think their technology was that high.
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Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2019, 01:30:45 PM »
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If there's a non-denominational list of dumb things said by religious leaders of any sort, I haven't found it, so I'll start one.

And I'll lead off with Russian Orthodox Patriarch Kiril's pronouncement that You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login... oy.

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But not all social media users were convinced.

Well, that's something, at least...
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Offline trdsf

Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2019, 03:50:07 PM »
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Well, that's something, at least...
I was hoping it might at least mean a few of Putin's hacker corps might quit on religious grounds.  :)
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Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2019, 04:46:08 PM »
I doubt they're allowed to just up and quit, for any reason - it might be bad for their health.
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"Who says lying doesn't get you anywhere? Look at the success of Christianity!"  C. Spellman
"There is a sucker born-again every minute."  C. Spellman

Offline Baruch

Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2019, 06:57:05 PM »
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If there's a non-denominational list of dumb things said by religious leaders of any sort, I haven't found it, so I'll start one.

And I'll lead off with Russian Orthodox Patriarch Kiril's pronouncement that You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login... oy.

He has the ear of Putin=Satan.  No wonder all gays and atheists want to nuke Holy Russia.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2019, 06:57:46 PM »
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I was hoping it might at least mean a few of Putin's hacker corps might quit on religious grounds.  :)

Democrats using CIA tools to mimic-Russian hacking ... you mean?
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Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2019, 07:53:41 PM »
When it comes to ridiculous things religious people say, I still think back to 1987 when television preacher Oral Roberts emotionally blackmailed his supporters, claiming if they did not send donations totaling $8 million dollars within three months that God would "call me home." The sad thing was Roberts received over $9 million from the desperate and gullible prompting other preachers to get in on the scam.
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Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2019, 07:57:46 PM »
Well, Barnum was right - there really is a sucker born every minute!

Though, apparently, he never said it.
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"Who says lying doesn't get you anywhere? Look at the success of Christianity!"  C. Spellman
"There is a sucker born-again every minute."  C. Spellman

Offline Baruch

Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2019, 05:09:37 AM »
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When it comes to ridiculous things religious people say, I still think back to 1987 when television preacher Oral Roberts emotionally blackmailed his supporters, claiming if they did not send donations totaling $8 million dollars within three months that God would "call me home." The sad thing was Roberts received over $9 million from the desperate and gullible prompting other preachers to get in on the scam.

Charlton Heston did it better on Saturday Night Live.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2019, 05:10:38 AM »
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Well, Barnum was right - there really is a sucker born every minute!

Though, apparently, he never said it.

He couldn't say it, if he was busy doing fellatio ;-)
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2019, 03:37:19 AM »
Dumb Things the theists said:

1.  The Torah
2.  The Christian Bible.
3.  The Quoran,
4.  Anything else any idiot theist ever said.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline Baruch

Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2019, 11:25:23 AM »
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Dumb Things the theists said:

1.  The Torah
2.  The Christian Bible.
3.  The Quoran,
4.  Anything else any idiot theist ever said.

Death to Abrahamics?  But too ignorant to mention the other half of the human race (Hindus and Buddhists mostly).

Dumb things atheists say?  They can't help themselves, they are monkeys like everyone else.
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luu shalmaata luu balt’aata
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Re: Things Religionists Say
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2019, 01:41:32 PM »
Here's a dumb thing a theist said:

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He couldn't say it, if he was busy doing fellatio ;-)
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"Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions."  Jerry Falwell
"Who says lying doesn't get you anywhere? Look at the success of Christianity!"  C. Spellman
"There is a sucker born-again every minute."  C. Spellman

 

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