Damned Catholics - The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

Started by Minimalist, December 19, 2018, 12:44:38 PM

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Unbeliever

Quote from: Cavebear on September 07, 2019, 01:19:40 AM
Reverse here, I suppose.  Was sprinkled with water myself.  Wasn't quite able to object at the time.  But I don't think silly religious rituals matter to babies.

Well, having your foreskin chopped off without your consent can't be much fun.
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Baruch

Quote from: Unbeliever on September 07, 2019, 02:04:21 PM
Well, having your foreskin chopped off without your consent can't be much fun.

I prefer the Muslim version.  Cutting head off without consent.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Cavebear

Quote from: Baruch on September 07, 2019, 09:19:28 AM
It isn't magic.

We are friends in a boxing ring?  Don't cry too much if my glove connects.  Fight club is right here.

Probably, but I don't mention it outside the fight club. 
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Unbeliever

The first pope, Peter, denied 3 times that he even knew Jesus, but many of the rest of them haven't been very nice:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTy8l26PJG8
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Baruch

Only two Popes called "Great" ... Leon and Gregory, both over 1400 years ago.  In legend, in 855 CE, there was even a woman pope, Pope Joan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan
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Gregory

Faith is Doublethink,
Hypocrisy is Doublespeak.

Baruch

Quote from: Gregory on March 05, 2020, 09:36:15 PM
Faith is Doublethink,
Hypocrisy is Doublespeak.

Which is why they are used so often in politics.
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Baruch

"DC Priest Who Shook 500 Hands At Communion Has Coronavirus" ... sad but apparently true.  Distancing is required, add it to your vocabulary!

At our own UU assembly on Sunday, we had an official door handle cleaner, who cleaned the door handle ever time it was used, and we didn't have what Christians call "pass the peace".
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aitm

Quote from: Unbeliever on September 07, 2019, 02:04:21 PM
Well, having your foreskin chopped off without your consent can't be much fun.
Don’t remember mine. I heard they made a suitcase out of it......😏
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Unbeliever

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Unbeliever

I can't even remember the last time I shook anyone's hand. We usually just bump fists. It's more hygienic, even without this covid-19 going around.
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"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman

Gregory

The Catholic Church is a criminal organisation.

Baruch

Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.