Author Topic: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm  (Read 18320 times)

Offline Baruch

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #480 on: June 15, 2019, 09:38:39 AM »
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So you feel compelled to post them all and spread the nonsense around?  I wish you wouldn't.

Echo chamber man ... was found fossilized at his PC ...
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Offline Green Bottle

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #481 on: June 19, 2019, 01:22:40 PM »


God doesnt exist, but if he did id tell him to ''Fuck Off''

Offline Baruch

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #482 on: June 19, 2019, 02:25:42 PM »
You can always support Rory "I am MI6/Rothschild" Stewart ;-)  I feel sorry for that guy's mother ;-(

So Rory is out (until further notice, never count the spooks out).

Good news on Boris Johnson.  Saw the "Who Do You Think You Are" on his family background (filmed last year).  He is a descendent from King George II .. so should be acceptable to Her Majesty as PM.
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Offline Baruch

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #483 on: June 20, 2019, 10:26:10 AM »
Redivision of Tory leader votes ... Javid is fading, like Stewart did yesterday.  Johnson has an outright majority.  Battle for second place is now between Gove and Hunt.  President Trump approves of both Johnson and Hunt.  Gove was the great betrayer in 2016, and has already said he will ask for an extension past 10/31.  So looks to be a Johnson vs Hunt contest with the general Tory membership, which Johnson is expected to win.  Johnson was expected to be PM, in 2016, but was betrayed by Gove which lead to May.

Can Johnson Brexit?  I say no, because the EU won't let GB go with a better deal than the unacceptable May deal, and Parliament won't allow a no-deal Brexit (continuation of existing Mexican standoff, but with a different PM).  The answer will get a General Election, which all parties will attempt to bring in a Labor government under Corbyn, because communism is inevitable, just like a Bernie-type candidate will inevitably take the White House in 2020 or 2024.  Then we can get on with our very own Gulag.
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Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #484 on: June 20, 2019, 11:13:36 AM »
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Redivision of Tory leader votes ... Javid is fading, like Stewart did yesterday.  Johnson has an outright majority.  Battle for second place is now between Gove and Hunt.  President Trump approves of both Johnson and Hunt.  Gove was the great betrayer in 2016, and has already said he will ask for an extension past 10/31.  So looks to be a Johnson vs Hunt contest with the general Tory membership, which Johnson is expected to win.  Johnson was expected to be PM, in 2016, but was betrayed by Gove which lead to May.

Can Johnson Brexit?  I say no, because the EU won't let GB go with a better deal than the unacceptable May deal, and Parliament won't allow a no-deal Brexit (continuation of existing Mexican standoff, but with a different PM).  The answer will get a General Election, which all parties will attempt to bring in a Labor government under Corbyn, because communism is inevitable, just like a Bernie-type candidate will inevitably take the White House in 2020 or 2024.  Then we can get on with our very own Gulag.
Because corbyn has shown himself to be such an acceptable leader? People won't back him, not unless he learns to pull wizardry from his ass under pm Boris.
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Offline Baruch

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #485 on: June 20, 2019, 05:27:14 PM »
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Because corbyn has shown himself to be such an acceptable leader? People won't back him, not unless he learns to pull wizardry from his ass under pm Boris.

We will see.  Zombie Karl Marx, that is the real candidate for every European office, that all Europeans can unite on.  Under Zombie Marx you get no social classes, free lunch for everyone.  A perfect materialist society.  Atheist (because Church is a social class maker) and gay (because making babies has to be controlled by The Party, which controls everything).  Like the proposed porn control law in GB, everyone should be asexual except when the procreation commissar tells you your number has come up for the 15 minute procreation (not hate).  So it is OK being gay when it isn't your turn.

At least BBC will be shut down (government department)

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This is what Boris needs to imbibe before he travels to Brussels wanker in hand

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There may be a residual number of Remainers who want Friedrich Nietzsche as their permanent zombie leader.  But y'all have "Always been at war with Oceania".  With either zombie leader you never have to vote again, since zombie leaders can't die.  It is embarrassing the "brains, brains" refrain, but having brains doesn't help you compared to the EU Commission in Brussels ;-)  Of course London/Paris will fight over who can lead "real communism" (INGSOC vs FRNSOC).  Berlin is out, they will show their true colors to prevent the reins of the 4th Reich from slipping from their hands, so all Nietzsche followers must gravitate there.
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Offline Baruch

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #486 on: June 20, 2019, 05:34:30 PM »
Realistically GB should realize that they are slaves of Brussels.  They need to revoke Article 50, abolish Parliament, abolish the Monarchy.  All the MoD control should go to Paris, not Berlin.  France already has nukes, and we don't want any German to ever have them.  Here is what the EU commission is good for, just nuke them in the microwave for example.

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The crisis will come when "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." - Margaret Thatcher.  Can all of GB become non-working lay-abouts like the Greeks?  Nobody in Europe needs to work again, except for the Germans.  They need to volunteer for 3 shift work 24x7 to make all the stuff that their giant welfare-state requires.  It is all about Bread & Circuses, going back 2000 years.

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In Latin, "ludi" means both games and sex.  But who is f**king who?

What is the German plan?  To be parasitic on China.  But they need to get moving.  Already Italy has 300K Chinese guest workers.  What rude hospitality, invite Chinese to Italy, feed them, then say "we don't accept Yuan here", and make them all go work in the kitchen to pay for their upkeep.  Then the Germans can join the other Europeans in utopia, while the true socialists, the Chinese android totalitarianism, can work 24x7 taking care of all these European beta males.
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Offline Baruch

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #487 on: June 20, 2019, 05:56:42 PM »
Perfect explanation for human political behavior ...

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Science got it wrong again.  We are descended from dogs, not apes.

What obsessive-compulsive behavior?  Brits are Kim Philby or Oswald Mosley.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2019, 06:56:49 PM by Baruch »
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Offline Green Bottle

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #488 on: June 21, 2019, 05:15:57 PM »
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God doesnt exist, but if he did id tell him to ''Fuck Off''

Offline Baruch

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #489 on: June 21, 2019, 09:26:50 PM »
That and double crossed Johnson in 2016.
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Offline Baruch

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #490 on: July 12, 2019, 02:14:45 PM »
"Now we have the anti no-deal Brexit grand Commons sit in!" ... not only a Conservative (Rory Stewart) plot for a doppleganger Parliament, and a communist (Jeremy Corbyn) Parliament (Labor), but a Conservative (Philip Hammond) plot to defy Queen's prorogation of Parliament (it is the Queen who orders it) ... because some want to challenge, on a case by case basis, the ability of the Queen to run things.

How about ... if they all think they are the Queen, they have to appear dressed appropriately ;-))
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Offline Baruch

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #491 on: July 14, 2019, 07:34:25 AM »
This just keeps getting worse and worse ...

If Boris becomes PM and dies, I am not recommending President Trump attend his funeral ...

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition or the Fourth Reich ...

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Hahah ... Merkel has more balls than all of Britain put together (E German Olympic Swim Team).

Guy Fawkes did nothing wrong!
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Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #492 on: July 14, 2019, 07:44:42 PM »
So, one question.  I seem to recall that Parliament has already rejected a "no-deal" Brexit.  How does Boris the Putz plan to get around that with the same Parliament that despises him more than May?
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Offline Baruch

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #493 on: July 14, 2019, 11:19:25 PM »
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So, one question.  I seem to recall that Parliament has already rejected a "no-deal" Brexit.  How does Boris the Putz plan to get around that with the same Parliament that despises him more than May?

They did.  And have repeatedly demonstrated they can change their fickle minds on a day to day basis.  And the chance either candidate (Johnson not officially declared the winner yet) of changing that is zero.  What they need is to call for a General Election.  Then Labor (and Corbyn) will win, a communist regime will be declared, and they can end this whole sorry mess of the last 1000 year.  No more Queen, no more Parliament, no more High Court, no more Ministry of Defense, no more Pound.  Then the question is, can two socialisms fight it out?  Merkel vs Corbyn?  A repeat of Operation Barbarossa ... German socialism against Soviet socialism (Corbyn is a Stalinist).

The extent to which the US is messed up, is less than GB.  GB has been at this a lot longer.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: So It Seems That Brexit Has Become a Category 5 Shitstorm
« Reply #494 on: July 20, 2019, 05:06:28 AM »
I saw something on the news yesterday that applies here.  It cracked me up.

Boris Johnson held up a packaged fish (kipper) claiming that a good reason to leave the EU was that they required that EACH kipper shipped from Briatain to the the EU be accompanied by a freeze pouch.

The commentor pointed out that 1)  It would still be required if the Brits left the EU and 2) it was a BRITISH regulation not an EU one.   What an IDIOT!  Congrats England, you are about to get a Trump...
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