If you were, you would not use the term "monkey" so casually.
I would use the Farengi intonation of "human" but it doesn't come across on the inter webs.Spawn of Satan is too religious for this crowd.
I think the tonality is "hooomins". I would guess "spawn of satan" is a close translation, but it would be more mercantile like "Male of the Thief-Punisher Who Got Caught". My Ferengi is a bit weak from lack of practice.
You have clearly indicated you know all the Laws of Acquisition.
Farpoint and Deep Space Nine were sufficient. Quark was a fascinating character in the sense that I finally understood Republicans by paying attention to him.
Yes, we all get our sense of reality from Science Fiction. I liked his brother Mog better, and that Cardasian tailor/spy.
Thinker, taylor, soldier, spy. Garak was all four.
You guys got me about Garak. I didn't recall him.
Garak didn't want you to. A useful spy ability.
Good - he's probably ticklish.