Just helping another dementia victim ;-) I watch your posts to see how I will be some day ;-))
You will have to get younger and smarter. I'm rather surprised you did not recognize "
A Modest Proposal For preventing the Children of Poor People From being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and For making them Beneficial to the Publick, [commonly referred to as A Modest Proposal, written and published anonymously by Jonathan Swift in 1729."