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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #75 on: August 12, 2018, 08:25:09 PM »
It's better to use Miracle Grub.
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #76 on: August 12, 2018, 08:37:59 PM »
While that may seem correct, it seems the more grubs I introduce into my soil, the more grubs I end up with in my soil.

Sure, they shit all over and increase the nutrient value of the soil, but they keep fucking eating my cheese-roots.

I'm stuck in a Catch 22. 

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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #77 on: August 12, 2018, 10:27:49 PM »
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It's better to use Miracle Grub.

A magical baby insect ...
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #78 on: August 12, 2018, 10:28:54 PM »
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While that may seem correct, it seems the more grubs I introduce into my soil, the more grubs I end up with in my soil.

Sure, they shit all over and increase the nutrient value of the soil, but they keep fucking eating my cheese-roots.

I'm stuck in a Catch 22.

Natural ecology isn't monoculture.  A lawn of bermuda grass is no more natural than fox hunting on horseback.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #79 on: August 12, 2018, 10:30:18 PM »
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Lost a fortune on buying land.  The soil was either too acidic, or I was planting the cheese too deep.

Soil conservation department has helpful hints for your area.  Sounds like you needed to add lime.  Ground up Limeys.
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #80 on: August 13, 2018, 12:23:28 AM »
Yeah, I know, but when I brought up using lime to dispose of bodies, the guy gave me a weird look.

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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #81 on: August 13, 2018, 06:43:29 AM »
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Yeah, I know, but when I brought up using lime to dispose of bodies, the guy gave me a weird look.

That is what happened to bodies in the "poor" section of the graveyards.  They didn't have individual burial plots.  You should have told him you were a funeral director ;-)
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #82 on: August 13, 2018, 01:25:43 PM »
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While that may seem correct, it seems the more grubs I introduce into my soil, the more grubs I end up with in my soil.

Sure, they shit all over and increase the nutrient value of the soil, but they keep fucking eating my cheese-roots.

I'm stuck in a Catch 22. 

You have to say the magic words:

Grubby grub grub, three grubs in a tub,
the cheese will grow - aye that's the rub!
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"Which do I prefer? Sex or chess? It depends on the position."
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #83 on: August 13, 2018, 04:41:52 PM »
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Offline Baruch

Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #84 on: August 13, 2018, 08:45:53 PM »
Never much liked brutish modern art.  No thanks.  I would rather see the employers hang from lamp posts.  Not really.  I am in favor of poor people.
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