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Started by orcus, July 29, 2018, 08:37:16 PM

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Unbeliever

It's better to use Miracle Grub.
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ferdmonger

While that may seem correct, it seems the more grubs I introduce into my soil, the more grubs I end up with in my soil.

Sure, they shit all over and increase the nutrient value of the soil, but they keep fucking eating my cheese-roots.

I'm stuck in a Catch 22. 

Baruch

Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Quote from: ferdmonger on August 12, 2018, 08:37:59 PM
While that may seem correct, it seems the more grubs I introduce into my soil, the more grubs I end up with in my soil.

Sure, they shit all over and increase the nutrient value of the soil, but they keep fucking eating my cheese-roots.

I'm stuck in a Catch 22.

Natural ecology isn't monoculture.  A lawn of bermuda grass is no more natural than fox hunting on horseback.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

Quote from: ferdmonger on August 12, 2018, 07:53:32 PM
Lost a fortune on buying land.  The soil was either too acidic, or I was planting the cheese too deep.

Soil conservation department has helpful hints for your area.  Sounds like you needed to add lime.  Ground up Limeys.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

ferdmonger

Yeah, I know, but when I brought up using lime to dispose of bodies, the guy gave me a weird look.

Baruch

Quote from: ferdmonger on August 13, 2018, 12:23:28 AM
Yeah, I know, but when I brought up using lime to dispose of bodies, the guy gave me a weird look.

That is what happened to bodies in the "poor" section of the graveyards.  They didn't have individual burial plots.  You should have told him you were a funeral director ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Unbeliever

Quote from: ferdmonger on August 12, 2018, 08:37:59 PM
While that may seem correct, it seems the more grubs I introduce into my soil, the more grubs I end up with in my soil.

Sure, they shit all over and increase the nutrient value of the soil, but they keep fucking eating my cheese-roots.

I'm stuck in a Catch 22. 

You have to say the magic words:

Grubby grub grub, three grubs in a tub,
the cheese will grow - aye that's the rub!
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Baruch

Never much liked brutish modern art.  No thanks.  I would rather see the employers hang from lamp posts.  Not really.  I am in favor of poor people.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

ferdmonger

If that's supposed to be art, well... fuck. 

That's pure shit.  Visually, politically, and pretty much any other adverb I can come up with.

Unbeliever

I don't know much about art, but I know what I don't like.
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Unbeliever

A buddy of mine told me yesterday that he thinks Rudy Giuliani looks like Simon Bar Sinister from the old Underdog cartoon. I can't say I disagree.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ostUIvrNipI
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Hakurei Reimu

The Austin Lounge Lizards song "Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs" has a couple of lines at the end:

(Let's build a thousand-mile fence)
Teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs
(It's just common sense)
Teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs
(Like the Berlin Wall)
Teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs
(Land mines and all!)
Teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs


Mr. Trump, that song was not a serious suggestion.
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Unbeliever

Yeah, I'm surprised he hasn't yet suggested sowing land mines all along the southern border. It would be a lot cheaper than his wall.
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