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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #75 on: August 12, 2018, 08:25:09 PM »
It's better to use Miracle Grub.
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #76 on: August 12, 2018, 08:37:59 PM »
While that may seem correct, it seems the more grubs I introduce into my soil, the more grubs I end up with in my soil.

Sure, they shit all over and increase the nutrient value of the soil, but they keep fucking eating my cheese-roots.

I'm stuck in a Catch 22. 

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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #77 on: August 12, 2018, 10:27:49 PM »
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It's better to use Miracle Grub.

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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #78 on: August 12, 2018, 10:28:54 PM »
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While that may seem correct, it seems the more grubs I introduce into my soil, the more grubs I end up with in my soil.

Sure, they shit all over and increase the nutrient value of the soil, but they keep fucking eating my cheese-roots.

I'm stuck in a Catch 22.

Natural ecology isn't monoculture.  A lawn of bermuda grass is no more natural than fox hunting on horseback.
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #79 on: August 12, 2018, 10:30:18 PM »
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Lost a fortune on buying land.  The soil was either too acidic, or I was planting the cheese too deep.

Soil conservation department has helpful hints for your area.  Sounds like you needed to add lime.  Ground up Limeys.
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #80 on: August 13, 2018, 12:23:28 AM »
Yeah, I know, but when I brought up using lime to dispose of bodies, the guy gave me a weird look.

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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #81 on: August 13, 2018, 06:43:29 AM »
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Yeah, I know, but when I brought up using lime to dispose of bodies, the guy gave me a weird look.

That is what happened to bodies in the "poor" section of the graveyards.  They didn't have individual burial plots.  You should have told him you were a funeral director ;-)
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #82 on: August 13, 2018, 01:25:43 PM »
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While that may seem correct, it seems the more grubs I introduce into my soil, the more grubs I end up with in my soil.

Sure, they shit all over and increase the nutrient value of the soil, but they keep fucking eating my cheese-roots.

I'm stuck in a Catch 22. 

You have to say the magic words:

Grubby grub grub, three grubs in a tub,
the cheese will grow - aye that's the rub!
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #83 on: August 13, 2018, 04:41:52 PM »
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #84 on: August 13, 2018, 08:45:53 PM »
Never much liked brutish modern art.  No thanks.  I would rather see the employers hang from lamp posts.  Not really.  I am in favor of poor people.
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #85 on: August 15, 2018, 09:20:58 PM »
If that's supposed to be art, well... fuck. 

That's pure shit.  Visually, politically, and pretty much any other adverb I can come up with.

Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #86 on: August 15, 2018, 11:08:34 PM »
I don't know much about art, but I know what I don't like.
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #87 on: August 22, 2018, 03:19:11 PM »
A buddy of mine told me yesterday that he thinks Rudy Giuliani looks like Simon Bar Sinister from the old Underdog cartoon. I can't say I disagree.


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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #88 on: August 22, 2018, 04:31:11 PM »
The Austin Lounge Lizards song "Teenage Immigrant Welfare Mothers on Drugs" has a couple of lines at the end:

(Let's build a thousand-mile fence)
Teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs
(It's just common sense)
Teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs
(Like the Berlin Wall)
Teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs
(Land mines and all!)
Teenage immigrant welfare mothers on drugs


Mr. Trump, that song was not a serious suggestion.
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Re: Trump wall general
« Reply #89 on: August 22, 2018, 04:48:07 PM »
Yeah, I'm surprised he hasn't yet suggested sowing land mines all along the southern border. It would be a lot cheaper than his wall.
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