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Offline Cavebear

Re: Hi
« Reply #150 on: August 01, 2018, 06:42:12 AM »
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When I was a young boy I got my first slingshot. Out into the woods I tromped, at one spot pushing over a dead tree and there.....was a nest of baby mice. Naturally being a piece of shit male human I launched a bee-bee into the nest...maybe...probably killing one or two...don't know because immediately after the shot made a sound the parent mouse...didn't notice the genitalia, launched itself onto my leg, sending me screaming and writhing into the woods, dropping the slingshot (never to be found again) somewhere from A to Q and forever more...finding mice more terrifying than other forrest animals.

OK, that IS truly bizarre!  I had to step in a rock wall that gave way to a yellow jacket nest to make me react like that.  And I wasn't trying to bother them.  And yes, yellow jackets give me the "willies" to this day.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Re: Hi
« Reply #151 on: August 01, 2018, 09:31:52 PM »
Was playing catch with my son in 2001 in the yard.

Early November.   Suddenly got a pain in my left thumb.  Had to rip the glove off. 

A yellow-jacket stung me under the left thumbnail.  He'd been relaxing in the glove until I woke/disturbed him.

Don't ever get stung by a yellow-jacket directly under the thumbnail.  Save time and shove a red-hot poker under your thumbnail.


Re: Hi
« Reply #152 on: August 02, 2018, 12:21:33 PM »
Did we scare WingsofRefuge away?
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville

Offline Baruch

Re: Hi
« Reply #153 on: August 02, 2018, 12:51:29 PM »
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Did we scare WingsofRefuge away?

The first rule of Fight Club, is don't talk about Fight Club.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Hi
« Reply #154 on: August 04, 2018, 03:47:59 AM »
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Was playing catch with my son in 2001 in the yard.

Early November.   Suddenly got a pain in my left thumb.  Had to rip the glove off. 

A yellow-jacket stung me under the left thumbnail.  He'd been relaxing in the glove until I woke/disturbed him.

Don't ever get stung by a yellow-jacket directly under the thumbnail.  Save time and shove a red-hot poker under your thumbnail.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Re: Hi
« Reply #155 on: September 26, 2018, 04:15:52 PM »
Welcome.

Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Hi
« Reply #156 on: September 26, 2018, 11:36:36 PM »
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Welcome.

Did you forget your password?

Re: Hi
« Reply #157 on: September 27, 2018, 05:10:03 PM »
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Did you forget your password?

No, this is the first time I've been here. I was just welcoming Thumpalumpacus.

I made my own introduction thread.

Offline Draconic Aiur

Re: Hi
« Reply #158 on: September 27, 2018, 11:48:41 PM »
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No, this is the first time I've been here. I was just welcoming Thumpalumpacus.

I made my own introduction thread.

You Necro'd the thread

Re: Hi
« Reply #159 on: October 04, 2018, 11:23:41 AM »
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You Necro'd the thread

I didn't see a Necro warning on any thread. Which thread did I necro? This one or my own?

My own was recent and this one was replied to by Thumpalumpacus himself recently only slightly before I replied to it myself.

Re: Hi
« Reply #160 on: October 04, 2018, 11:27:57 AM »
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You Necro'd the thread

Odd. I don't know why my post saying "Welcome" is even in here. That was supposed to only be in Thumpalumpacus's thread.

Offline Cavebear

Re: Hi
« Reply #161 on: October 04, 2018, 02:57:24 PM »
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Odd. I don't know why my post saying "Welcome" is even in here. That was supposed to only be in Thumpalumpacus's thread.

This thread is sort of pooched.  I just noticed I posted a quote with no content, LOL!  Some days just go like that.
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