News for crickets ... that is all I hear about this ... just crickets ...

Started by Baruch, July 17, 2018, 07:41:07 AM

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Cavebear

Quote from: Baruch on August 01, 2019, 12:16:47 PM
You can return to hibernation now.

Nah, I'm fattening up for the Winter.  You avoided the question...
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Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on August 01, 2019, 01:53:39 PM
Nah, I'm fattening up for the Winter.  You avoided the question...

Russiagate was a wet-ops conceived by President Obama and PM May.
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Baruch

"Washington Post Says Trump's Favorite Food (Hamburger) Has A "Russia Connection"" ... Oh no, fast food is a KGB plot.  Darn that Boris and Natasha!
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Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
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Don't do that.

Cavebear

Quote from: Baruch on August 01, 2019, 03:15:39 PM
Russiagate was a wet-ops conceived by President Obama and PM May.

Ah that's the Baruch conspiracy-theorist we all love!  You were holding back for a while. 

I was reading an interesting article in some magazine (that you might assume was making it up) that conspiracy-minded people often hold contradictory ideas.  Apparently half said both that the CIA killed JF Kennedy AND that he was alive and drugged in a secret CIA facility.
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Unbeliever

God Not Found
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Cavebear

Quote from: Unbeliever on August 01, 2019, 04:01:05 PM
They've probably got him in Area 51...

According to recent reports, Area 51 is only used for producing Fentanyl and CBD (which is actually 95% pure maryjuana, of course).
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Unbeliever

Oh, well no wonder all those folks want to go there so badly!

:-P
God Not Found
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Cavebear

Quote from: Unbeliever on August 01, 2019, 04:06:18 PM
Oh, well no wonder all those folks want to go there so badly!

:-P

Yeah.  Fortunately the stuff has no effect on me.  I'm immune to all drugs.  Excuse me while I go out and order the tides to stop...
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Baruch

Quote from: Cavebear on August 01, 2019, 03:57:39 PM
Ah that's the Baruch conspiracy-theorist we all love!  You were holding back for a while. 

I was reading an interesting article in some magazine (that you might assume was making it up) that conspiracy-minded people often hold contradictory ideas.  Apparently half said both that the CIA killed JF Kennedy AND that he was alive and drugged in a secret CIA facility.

I did a recent good post on JFK.  Did you watch it?
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Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
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Don't do that.

Baruch

"UK "Up To Its Neck" In RussiaGate Affair, Secret Texts Reveal British Role In Trump Coup Effort" ... evidence keeps piling up.  Now there are calls to terminate the "Special Relationship".
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Táadoo ánít’iní.
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Don't do that.

Baruch

"Apple Suspends Program That Records Users Having Sex And Buying Drugs" ... naive consumers commit suicide by proxy.
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Baruch

"California Scrubs Controversial Kamala Harris-Era Arrest Reports" ... hide the evidence ...
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Baruch

"FBI Wants Tech To Track Social Media For Criminals And Terrorists Before They Act" ... but will they track FBI agents, including head of FBI ... for treason?
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Baruch

"California Wants To Teach Your Kids That Capitalism Is Racist" ... not enough brush fires or earthquakes.
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aileron

Quote from: Baruch on October 07, 2018, 04:14:36 AM
I hope he eats babies for breakfast, like a good atheist does ;-)

I'm sick of the suggestion that atheists eat babies. We are the most scientifically literate of all people's outlook on religion and know that babies are loaded with saturated fat. The lean children are much healthier foodstuffs. Jonathan Swift had the right idea, just needed to let them age a few years and skinny up a bit.
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