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Offline trdsf

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2018, 10:53:44 PM »
We keep Canada and Mexico from having a head-on collision.  Because no one needs jalapeños in their poutine.
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Offline Hydra009

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2018, 11:01:28 PM »
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We keep Canada and Mexico from having a head-on collision.  Because no one needs jalapeños in their poutine.
*light bulb turns on*



edit - aww, someone beat me to it.  :(
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Offline Hydra009

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2018, 11:11:23 PM »
Largest producer of turkey, beef, milk (from cows), blueberries, strawberries, grapefruit, almonds, and corn.

^ collectively, the ability to make one hell of a salad!

Offline Shiranu

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2018, 11:44:39 PM »
Mexican food.
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Offline trdsf

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2018, 11:55:31 PM »
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*light bulb turns on*



edit - aww, someone beat me to it.  :(
Bob help me, I would eat that.  Once, anyway.
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Offline Hydra009

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2018, 12:08:29 AM »
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Mexican food.
Chinese American food.

I love everything from the faded, indecipherable wall-mounted menu display to the expertly organized but engrishy paper menus, the beautiful paintings of storks amidst a flowing waterfall or pandas munching on bamboo in a majestic forest, the antiquated TV playing what I'm almost certain is Chinese state media, to the 8-year-old running the cash register.

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Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2018, 06:50:06 AM »
Your shops are open late.

That's handy.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2018, 07:08:10 AM »
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Mexican food.

Tex-Mex ... ahem.  Not true Mexican food.  New Mexico cuisine is also all-American.  Tacos and nachos are American.  As is Chop Suey.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2018, 07:09:38 AM »
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Your shops are open late.

That's handy.

I just missed out, getting a pint of pork fried rice, last night, after teaching Hebrew.  1 hour too late ... so had to satisfy with a Big Mac.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2018, 03:56:13 AM »
We keep hockey and darts from infesting SA and those idiotic catholic festivals from attacking Canada.  And we try not to say "heh" so SA and CA. 
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Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2018, 04:32:37 AM »
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I just missed out, getting a pint of pork fried rice, last night, after teaching Hebrew.  1 hour too late ... so had to satisfy with a Big Mac.

It's okay for you to eat swine?
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Offline Baruch

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2018, 06:43:11 AM »
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It's okay for you to eat swine?

I would never eat a D or an R ... not even sexually!

What is in a Big Mac is a mystery ;-)

Uncooked pork is bad for you.  Ancient people didn't know that, unless you were Jewish.  Jewish doctors were that good.  Kosher minus medical knowledge is just superstition.  Kind of like politics.
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Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2018, 06:51:27 AM »
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I would never eat a D or an R ... not even sexually!

What is in a Big Mac is a mystery ;-)

Uncooked pork is bad for you.  Ancient people didn't know that, unless you were Jewish.  Jewish doctors were that good.  Kosher minus medical knowledge is just superstition.  Kind of like politics.

I'll agree you have more chance of finding cardboard than pig in your big mac, but you did mention pork fried rice :D
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Offline Baruch

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2018, 07:01:20 AM »
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I'll agree you have more chance of finding cardboard than pig in your big mac, but you did mention pork fried rice :D

Did have it last night (got there early).  Delicious.  Of course, it was actually cooked FoxCon workers ... they gotta pay for messing up iPhones being sent to Belgium etc.
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Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Say something positive about American ways ...
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2018, 07:04:05 AM »
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Did have it last night (got there early).  Delicious.  Of course, it was actually cooked FoxCon workers ... they gotta pay for messing up iPhones being sent to Belgium etc.

Oh, that's alright then.


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