Origins of the Universe. (Creation versus science. Do they contradict?)

[Baruch]

I know, right?!

Totally ruined our Atheist Astronomers meetings.

AA will never be the same again.

Is that like Republican astronomy or Democrat astronomy?

[Mousetrap]

Is that like Republican astronomy or Democrat astronomy?

Jumping over the mooners, or the Democratic congress of lunatics.

[Baruch]

Jumping over the mooners, or the Democratic congress of lunatics.

Never mind, Karl Marx is our lord and savior here in the US ;-(

[Mousetrap]

Never mind, Karl Marx is our lord and savior here in the US ;-(

Please keep the booger there, he is destroying South Africa.

[Hydra009]

Please keep the booger there, he is destroying South Africa.

??

He's not going anywhere.  He's been dead for over a century.  And buried in the UK.

[Unbeliever]

His brother Groucho was a lot funnier.

[Mousetrap]

??

He's not going anywhere.  He's been dead for over a century.  And buried in the UK.

That's why London went for the maggots!

[Mousetrap]

His brother Groucho was a lot funnier.

Marx's brother,
Groucho?
He's dead too!
Perhaps another sibling ... Sadiq Kahn?
Now he is funny!
And he single highhandedly destroyed London too.
Not even Hitler could achieve that!
Karel would be proud of Sick-Sadiq!

[SGOS]

That's why London went for the maggots!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/retailandconsumer/11389196/Asda-shopper-showered-with-maggots-as-she-reaches-for-top-shelf.html

A grandmother and her heavily pregnant daughter were showered with maggots when they reached for an item from the top shelf of a supermarket.  Coleen Coombs was picking up pet food when maggots began raining down on her and her family.  She watched in disgust as the bugs crawled out of the packaging and even into the clothing of her eight months pregnant daughter Jasmin, 21 - who was later taken to the store's first aid area to be cleaned down.  Miss Coombs, 51, a domestic cleaner and accounting student, of Andover, Hants, was at the town's Asda store when she was showered with the disgusting fly larva.  She claims that she witnessed a member of staff pick up a maggot before saying: "This happens a lot."

She was offered 50 per cent off her cat food bill, bringing it down by £4, while the store also waived her daughter's shopping, worth about £15.  But Miss Coombs was disappointed with the offer and later contacted the store to speak to a manager, who informed her that as she had accepted the discount they could not help her any further.  She said: "We needed pet food so my daughter reached the top shelf to grab it and as she did maggots fell out of the package.  "They went all down my daughter's arm and into her clothes and some landed near my one-year-old granddaughter.  "It was horrible. My daughter took off her jacket to shake them off. She was freaking out. Personally I think it's disgusting, absolutely disgusting."

Miss Coombs said after reporting it to a staff member, a cleaner removed the pack and then sprayed the "small area" and wiped it with a cloth.  She added: "I think it would be fair for Asda to pay for mine and my daughter's weekly food shop and give us money for a donation to a charity of my choice which would be the Andover air ambulance."

A spokesman for Asda said: "We're sorry for any upset caused to Miss Coombs and her family.  "We're currently investigating and we'll be in touch with Miss Coombs shortly."

This was all I could find when I googled "London went for the maggots."

[Mousetrap]

Yeh, but now they are forcing Sick Sadiq to find the magots.

[Jason78]

Is that like Republican astronomy or Democrat astronomy?

I had a friend that was travelling across the irish border.   He was questioned as to his religion and he replied he was an atheist.

"Yeah", said the Garda,  "But are you a catholic atheist or a protestant atheist?"

[aitm]

“So he brought down the people unto the water: and the LORD said unto Gideon, Every one that lappeth of the water with his tongue, as a dog lappeth, him shalt thou set by himself; likewise every one that boweth down upon his knees to drink.”

Judges 7.....whackadoodle shit..but hey...he made the uni-verse all by hisself with no lapping peoples...

[Mousetrap]

“So he brought down the people unto the water: and the LORD said unto Gideon, Every one that lappeth of the water with his tongue, as a dog lappeth, him shalt thou set by himself; likewise every one that boweth down upon his knees to drink.”

Judges 7.....whackadoodle shit..but hey...he made the uni-verse all by hisself with no lapping peoples...

I thought this would never happen.
Yet here we have an Atheist endorsing the Bible!
Except for the words, ".....whackadoodle shit.." every thing aitm said is Biblical.
Congratulations, Aitm, you get the Mousetrap trophy for your post, but please, next time, try to leave the ".....whackadoodle shit..", out. It still represents a level of character of something we do not want to see.

[Cavebear]

I thought this would never happen.
Yet here we have an Atheist endorsing the Bible!
Except for the words, ".....whackadoodle shit.." every thing aitm said is Biblical.
Congratulations, Aitm, you get the Mousetrap trophy for your post, but please, next time, try to leave the ".....whackadoodle shit..", out. It still represents a level of character of something we do not want to see.

Apparently, sarcasm goes WAY over your head...

[Mousetrap]

Apparently, sarcasm goes WAY over your head...

If I was not a Christian, I would say you are silly.
But I wont do such a thing.